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If U were Advising Tiger W....
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:33 pm
what would you tell him?
How's this:
Tiger, your wife is likely to seek legal separation after Christamas. Try to negotiate a settlement w/ her that is quite lucrative for her and would keep her and your children in the US rather than have them move to Sweden as is currently being reported. Voluntarily disregard the prenup. Then allow the separation. If a reconciliation works out in the future, great. That would be awesome for you and your family.
Have a public press conference, and admit that many of the claims are true and that you through your own selfishness caused this situation and that you cannot fault your wife for divorcing you.
Then state you will spend the near future doing some serious soul searching and probably some in depth counseling.
Furthermore, during this time you are going to recommit your self to golf and will not only play but play far more tournaments than you had in previous years. Also maybe state that you are not going to seek or accept any endorsement deals for a minimum of the next calendar year.
Then tell them you'll answer questions for the next hour but after this press conference you will never speak about these matters again.
Then GO PLAY GOLF!
How's this:
Tiger, your wife is likely to seek legal separation after Christamas. Try to negotiate a settlement w/ her that is quite lucrative for her and would keep her and your children in the US rather than have them move to Sweden as is currently being reported. Voluntarily disregard the prenup. Then allow the separation. If a reconciliation works out in the future, great. That would be awesome for you and your family.
Have a public press conference, and admit that many of the claims are true and that you through your own selfishness caused this situation and that you cannot fault your wife for divorcing you.
Then state you will spend the near future doing some serious soul searching and probably some in depth counseling.
Furthermore, during this time you are going to recommit your self to golf and will not only play but play far more tournaments than you had in previous years. Also maybe state that you are not going to seek or accept any endorsement deals for a minimum of the next calendar year.
Then tell them you'll answer questions for the next hour but after this press conference you will never speak about these matters again.
Then GO PLAY GOLF!
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Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:36 pm to specs1
He's not going to do anything until everything is out in the open and I don't think everything is out in the open yet
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:38 pm to LSUsmartass
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He's not going to do anything until everything is out in the open and I don't think everything is out in the open yet
Agreed. Apply advice after it's 99% out. Will likely never be 100% out.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:38 pm to LSUsmartass
Give the b her money, let her take the nuggets back to her igloo and keep up the good work 
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:40 pm to specs1
Any word on if those nude photos are legit?
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:43 pm to specs1
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specs1
you're really obsessed with this.
This post was edited on 12/14/09 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:45 pm to specs1
BTW, to stay on topic...no money exchanged, tell her to do what she feels is best for her, no rearranging of the prenup, make a statement revealing anything else that might come out, lay low for about a year, come back and play golf and win...people have short memories when it comes to icons
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:51 pm to crazy4lsu
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your really obsessed with this.
Obsessed?
Come on, its the biggest story going right now. Further, I follow golf very closely.
So yes it is interesting. Now, I'm saddened by the effect this will no doubt have on this family and certainly wish that it had not occurred. I'm further saddened by his irresponsible choices. But it has happened.
From a golf perspective, I personally don't want to see TW leave the tour. If for some reason he does not break Jack's records, I do not want it to be because he missed a year in his prime.
Look TW has won like 2 of the last 12 majors. There are plenty of other guys winning. However, those guys want to beat TW. He is the JN of his generation and they all want to beat him. That said, I've been guessing and still beleive that he misses the entire 2010 year.
Regardless of TW, golf will go on and will continue to gain strength. Never has there been so many talented young players.
This post was edited on 12/13/09 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:59 pm to specs1
well hopefully he is smart and has a good amount of money hidden away. if so i would get plastic surgery, move somewhere with warm weather, nice beaches, good looking women, and friendly locals and live the easy life.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:01 pm to heehaw
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live the easy life
He could do that w/o plastic surgery. He could settle up w/ E, sell everything else, take the boat and live on it down in Cabo.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:02 pm to specs1
i guess so. but with plastic surgery nobody would recognize him and he could live a quiet life.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:02 pm to specs1
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He could settle up w/ E
Why give her a penny?
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:04 pm to LSUsmartass
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Why give her a penny?
Forbes estimates he has 500 mill after taxes. Throw her 20%. She is the mother of his children.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:04 pm to specs1
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If U were Advising Tiger W....
PIIHB and show her whos boss
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:05 pm to specs1
I would still tell him to completely turn heel and take on a Hollywood Hogan persona. This could be awesome for the sport of golf.
Imagine a foul-mouth, two toned bearded, ho tappin, and beer drinking tiger. He could even request championship belts instead of trophies for tournaments, and he could yell during other people's swings and be nasty to the media. Additionally, this would open up all kinds of new sponsors. Screw gatorade, he can be the new face of Monster energy drinks or Bud light or something.
Imagine a foul-mouth, two toned bearded, ho tappin, and beer drinking tiger. He could even request championship belts instead of trophies for tournaments, and he could yell during other people's swings and be nasty to the media. Additionally, this would open up all kinds of new sponsors. Screw gatorade, he can be the new face of Monster energy drinks or Bud light or something.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:05 pm to Archie Bengal Bunker
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Imagine a foul-mouth, two toned bearded, ho tappin, and beer drinking tiger.
Been done. John is reformed now.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:06 pm to OWLFAN86
Pay child support and tell her to have a good life
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:06 pm to 9Fiddy
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John is reformed now
Watch out for Daly. My early pick for comeback player of the year!
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:08 pm to specs1
I'd love to hear Daley on Stern talking about the Tiger situation
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:09 pm to LSUsmartass
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I'd love to hear Daley on Stern talking about the Tiger situation
Off the subject, but they asked G Norman this weekend on NBC about it. He gave a diplomatic answer.
Jesper is still speaking out though.
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