Complaint Board....A Novel Idea

How about we petition chicken to start a "complaint" board. All you have to do is go there, select the board about which you want to complain, and then have at it.

THe board should feature an innovative new set of emoticons designed to help you express your frustration such as: "peanut butter on the roof of your mouth," "f- the police," enhanced German icons featuring actually soldiers executing a poster who repeated a previous thread, and the "baseball bat to the nuts" emoticon.

Expletives will be allowed in uncensored form and will in fact be encouraged.

Incidentally, The board will be linked directly to the Recycle Bin on Chicken's desktop but he PROMISES everyone else will be able to read your gripe.