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Sayings from your PawPaw (s)
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:11 am
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:11 am
I was fortunate to have 2 awesome grandfathers to learn from. Not a day goes by that I don't think about something one of them said.
"If you play with trash it's gonna get in your eyes" = Hanging out with undesirable people makes you undesirable.
"You should be able to tell someone anything you like, as long as you are kind about it."
"Don't be so quick to judge other people, for you know not what conflicts they are going through themselves."
"If you let a dog sleep in the bed, be prepared to wake up in dog piss."
"If you shoot it, make sure you eat it. This goes for crows, hawks, and owls too."
"I might be old, but being old is a privilege denied to many."
"If you don't want dogs chewing your work boots, don't stop working long enough to take them off."
What do you fellas have?
"If you play with trash it's gonna get in your eyes" = Hanging out with undesirable people makes you undesirable.
"You should be able to tell someone anything you like, as long as you are kind about it."
"Don't be so quick to judge other people, for you know not what conflicts they are going through themselves."
"If you let a dog sleep in the bed, be prepared to wake up in dog piss."
"If you shoot it, make sure you eat it. This goes for crows, hawks, and owls too."
"I might be old, but being old is a privilege denied to many."
"If you don't want dogs chewing your work boots, don't stop working long enough to take them off."
What do you fellas have?
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Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:12 am to tenfoe
reserved for after i get out of this class
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:13 am to tenfoe
if you didn't open your mouth so much, people wouldn't know you're stupid
i wish just one time i could do something that stupid
in reference to shoney's: they've just got more bacon than i can eat
i wish just one time i could do something that stupid
in reference to shoney's: they've just got more bacon than i can eat
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:13 am to tenfoe
It's POW-POW damnit 
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:14 am to nathannb22
You all with pow pows be grateful. Both of mine were dead before i was born.
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Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:15 am to tenfoe
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This post was edited on 11/13/12 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:15 am to thedice20
If you don't behave, I'm going to beat the crap out of you.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:17 am to tenfoe
Do what you say your going to do.
If work would get a little bit harder, I wouldn't have to worry about it, because I couldn't do it.
That damn woman!
If work would get a little bit harder, I wouldn't have to worry about it, because I couldn't do it.
That damn woman!
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:17 am to tenfoe
TD admins will not approve, so I will have to refrain 
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:19 am to tenfoe
"Love is like a butterfly. It's just as likely to land on a beautiful flower as it is a pile of shite."
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:19 am to Flair Chops
Sounds like mine and Flairs powpow was alot alike.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:20 am to thedice20
quote:I only knew one of mine and he died when I was a small boy. Barely remember anything about him.
You all with pow pows be grateful. Both of mine were dead before i was born.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:21 am to Teyeger
I swear to god boy I could replace you with a monkey.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:22 am to tenfoe
" Never buy a bird dog with a perfectly round butt hole, it needs some corner. A square assholed dog will be the best dog you ever shot over"
"Do not deal with a preacher on anything but church"
"What you don't tear up you shite on"
"Being gentle with puppies, children, and woman will bring favor in heaven"
Circa late 80's "This country has gone to shite" after seeing Connie Chung on TV. He fought in the Pacific WWII. Had a dislike for orientals
"If your hands blister today that means you didn't work hard enough yesterday"
There are so many more...............
"Do not deal with a preacher on anything but church"
"What you don't tear up you shite on"
"Being gentle with puppies, children, and woman will bring favor in heaven"
Circa late 80's "This country has gone to shite" after seeing Connie Chung on TV. He fought in the Pacific WWII. Had a dislike for orientals
"If your hands blister today that means you didn't work hard enough yesterday"
There are so many more...............
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:23 am to tenfoe
"You sissy"
"Awwwww son, whatchu do that for"
"vittles" (Not really a saying, but he's the only person I know who used it often)
"Your grandmaw wouldn't let me whip your momma, but I'll tan your hide for sure"
"Awwwww son, whatchu do that for"
"vittles" (Not really a saying, but he's the only person I know who used it often)
"Your grandmaw wouldn't let me whip your momma, but I'll tan your hide for sure"
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:25 am to tenfoe
Anytime one of us grandkids acted up: "Awight now, that's how graveyards get started."
"Stay out of the pump house. Only two things in there, snakes and my whiskey, and you don't need to be messin' with either one of 'em."
"Stay out of the pump house. Only two things in there, snakes and my whiskey, and you don't need to be messin' with either one of 'em."
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:25 am to Flair Chops
quote:
if you didn't open your mouth so much, people wouldn't know you're stupid
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:26 am to Choirboy
If its got wheels or a motor then dont let nobody borrow it cause they gonna tear it up.
Never to me but to one of my friends.."What me and you can do together, I can do better by myself"
Never to me but to one of my friends.."What me and you can do together, I can do better by myself"
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:27 am to tenfoe
"There are no decent people on the road after 9pm."
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:27 am to Teyeger
he's a card.
from the other pow pow:
i've been to nine candy pullings and four chinese firedrills and i ain't never seen anything like that
ahhhhh (insert grandchild's name, add a 'y' to the end of it)-san.
that's my number one tamadachie
he refereed to male genitalia as a tom piner
how's your girlfriend shamekia? (or other ethnic sounding name)
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