New duck hunting tactic

Put one out in the decoys too. Limits in minutes!

Pouring a cup of coffee always works best for me. So maybe have a cut out of a guy peeing, one of a guy pouring coffe and one of guy getting a dip

A boom box with a kid complaining would work too. Or the wife bitching about the chill

To be truly effective, cut out must be away from the blind, in a squatting position, with a roll of toilet paper in hand that is clearly visible to the ducks. Cardboard cutout of a gun leaning against a tree or clump of marsh is also a must.

hold your hand up in the air and pull each finger down one by one like you're peeling a banana.

quack magnet.

Was crappie fishing with my eight year old son last year. I told him as soon as you take that sandwich out of the bag you will have a fish.

He bit the sandwich and his cork disappeared.

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Gonna try this year. Place cardboard cutout figure of hunter peeing outside of blind. Pull your plug and take gun off safety. What ya think?

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I think for realism, you might have to rub your schlong on it each morning...I think ducks can smell exposed genitals....