Louisiana Mudfest in Colfax

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what should I expect if I go? I

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mud

Yeah, not a lot of color out there. Mud pits and drunk red necks.

mud, rednecks, drunks, underage drinkers

My buddy just asked if I wanted to go and my reply was a firm "Hell no"

It is extremely dangerous, and for me that is saying a lot. I am a solid adrenaline junky and live on the edge when I do most things. Nothing scares me, but here is my assessment....


Normally at least one person dies every event. When I went, there was a group of people running around raping girls and pulling armed robberies. Once it got dark and we heard about that, we put all of the women and kids in the trucks and locked them in for the night. Didn't even want to chance them being in the camper. Cop presence is none. They had one at the gate and that was it.

People driving humongous trucks can't see anything and drive around blipping the throttle everywhere. Almost got my F250 hit because someone couldn't see me from their truck.

It is non-stop 4 wheelers blipping their throttles also. Made me hate four wheelers for a while. I am not sure why dickheads can't just hit the throttle and just go. Instead, they go wide open, then let off, then wide open again, and repeat 14 million times. Every single 4 wheeler rider does it there. They drive around like dickheads also. Had one cut two feet in front of me while I was driving and then we got into a fight because he said I tried to hit him.

No parking. You won't be able to find anyone. $20/person unless you hide someone in the back. Wait in a 3 mile long line to get in that takes 2.5hrs to get through.

Not counting the fight I got in within my first 15 minutes in the gate at 3pm, I saw around 20 fights before I went to bed.

Don't expect to sleep. People will drive trucks right through your camp wide open and they do the same with 4 wheelers.

I never thought I could have such a horrible time playing around in the mud. Basically like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. I couldn't believe how ridiculous it was.




About the only thing good was the women. Nothing else

If you can pull the dildos out, maybe you should try. Seems like it would be the perfect place for a kayak

Yea frick that

Yall have a great time. Dont get raped.

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dildos

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outriggers

Think I would fit in if I brought the van?