re: Is this a good pistol and other gun questions?

Say a mob of meth heads with bad intentions are storming my property. They have laid to rest the standard meth head weapon of choice, the crossbow, and have armed themselves with cool looking semiautomatic black repeating rifles. I'm bunkered down on my back patio watching them slip thru the sunflower patch. I know no cops are coming to my rescue because they have either all been killed by angry black people or have quit and are pursuing safer careers. I need a gun to defend myself, my family and my property. Something capable of firing more rounds at one time than my trusty Model 700 30.06. Something with more range than my Beneli 12 gauge and more knockdown power than my Ruger 10-22. I need a gun to assault these assaulters, similar to what they are carrying. I know about some kinds of guns but not these kinds of guns. I know that people here on the OB do know about them. So I posed the question asking what I needed. Hopefully that clears up your WTF.

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Say a mob of meth heads with bad intentions are storming my property. They have laid to rest the standard meth head weapon of choice, the crossbow, and have armed themselves with cool looking semiautomatic black repeating rifles. I'm bunkered down on my back patio watching them slip thru the sunflower patch. I know no cops are coming to my rescue because they have either all been killed by angry black people or have quit and are pursuing safer careers. I need a gun to defend myself, my family and my property. Something capable of firing more rounds at one time than my trusty Model 700 30.06. Something with more range than my Beneli 12 gauge and more knockdown power than my Ruger 10-22. I need a gun to assault these assaulters, similar to what they are carrying. I know about some kinds of guns but not these kinds of guns. I know that people here on the OB do know about them. So I posed the question asking what I needed. Hopefully that clears up your WTF.

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...that fires a 30 magazine clip in half a second.

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I get that it was meant to be sarcastic, however, responsible gun owners don't make immature comments like that. This is the Outdoor board not the OT. Why not just ask a serious question?

I know I know, down vote away... but posting that you're looking for "some sort of firearm to assault people with" is fricking stupid.

No problems with you gray. That's a fact jack.

I know, brother.

Just having a little fun on Friday. Today is Friday, right?

Hmm, I think I may have given you the impression that I give a frick about you or your opinion of what I put in my thread. For that I apologize. I can assure you that I will continue posting in whatever manner I feel like with zero regard to what you deem appropriate. So in the future, on the rare occasion that I start a thread you may want to mosey on along to keep my reckless speech from kicking any more sandy in your gaping vagina. k thx

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Jesus Christ.

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What does he have to do with this?

The list of people who offended sense of humorless douchbags on the Internet?