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re: Is there any more of a PITA tree than a river birch?
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:38 pm to Hammertime
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:38 pm to Hammertime
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Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:51 pm to Hammertime
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Hammertime
Tell us about the neighborhood kids getting in your yard.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 2:43 pm to TigerDeacon
Ain't got no kids round here, just shitty neighbors and aggravating trees
Posted on 4/14/15 at 2:51 pm to Hammertime
What about neighbor's trees dropping leaves on your yard?
Neighbors watching TV in their home after dark when every sensible person that has to work for a living is asleep?
Neighbors watching TV in their home after dark when every sensible person that has to work for a living is asleep?
Posted on 4/14/15 at 2:57 pm to TigerDeacon
I like to bang chicks with the windows open, so a TV on late at night is the least of this neighborhood's worries
Posted on 4/14/15 at 3:01 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
quote:
I planted red maples
Nailed it
Posted on 4/14/15 at 3:09 pm to TigerDeacon
I am back.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 4:05 pm to Hammertime
quote:You sound like a damn grinch. I would suggest a water oak - fast growing and will spread out in just a few years. And it will probably house some squirrels you can blast your frustrations out on.
I don't like chirping arse birds either
Posted on 4/14/15 at 4:47 pm to SCwTiger
That's the dog's job. I just don't like living in the city
Posted on 4/14/15 at 6:58 pm to Hammertime
Sentence river birch tree to death by chainsaw and stump fire
Plant a live oak
Plant a live oak
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:08 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Yes, there is. The acacia tree is the worst. You touch the tree and tons of acacia ants drop down and sting you (they live in the thorns and have a symbiotic relationship with the tree). It's about 100 times worse than a red ant. They have brought me to my knees on many occasions.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:10 pm to Sparkplug#1
Where the hell do those live?
I would build a massive pallet and tire fire under it
I would build a massive pallet and tire fire under it
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:19 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
Where the hell do those live?
Central America. They are basically wasps that can't fly. And, they are in every single acacia tree. You don't see the tree all of the time, either. But, if you touch it or even look at it, you are dive bombed by tons of those spawns of the devil. I've been close to using my EpiPen a few times. It's almost as bad as a bullet ant, but unlike a bullet ant, these bastards attack in numbers. It's not like stepping in an ant pile and being able to brush them off. They are in your hair, on your back and inside your clothes instantly.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:19 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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tire fire under it
EPA looking for you now.
Screw a oak. They are just as bad as pecan trees.
Plant a flower bed.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:23 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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I would build a massive pallet and tire fire under it
I have thousands of them. I try to just leave them alone. I'd take leaf litter over those trees in a second.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:24 pm to Sparkplug#1
North America really is great.
Sure, we have cottonmouths, mosquitoes, and river birch trees. It isn't like Africa, Australia, or central/South America where every damn thing you pass by might kill you.
Sad thing is, only a matter of time before some dumbass plants one in Florida.
Sure, we have cottonmouths, mosquitoes, and river birch trees. It isn't like Africa, Australia, or central/South America where every damn thing you pass by might kill you.
Sad thing is, only a matter of time before some dumbass plants one in Florida.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:26 pm to Sparkplug#1
frick that. Ain't nothing like that existing on my property.
I would declare cab and air bulldozer war or something. I'm a man and I have thumbs and diesel powered machinery. Ain't no stupid evil satan wasp trees keeping me from enjoying life.
I would declare cab and air bulldozer war or something. I'm a man and I have thumbs and diesel powered machinery. Ain't no stupid evil satan wasp trees keeping me from enjoying life.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:26 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Sure, we have cottonmouths, mosquitoes, and river birch trees. It isn't like Africa, Australia, or central/South America where every damn thing you pass by might kill you.
That's what makes it fun.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:27 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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I'm a man and I have thumbs and diesel powered machinery
Posted on 4/14/15 at 7:31 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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frick that. Ain't nothing like that existing on my property
It would take a lifetime to kill them all. I know where most are, in the places I walk. We have an understanding now. I give them a wide berth.
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