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re: Zoo magazine hires a cow (nsfw)

Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:20 pm to
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This shite is getting really played.




Getting?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:27 pm to
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"Yeah bro she's totally fat I wouldn't hit that"


While never hitting anything close to that hot
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:31 pm to
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Yeah bro she's totally fat I wouldn't hit that"


I love how people change each other's words around on here. Especially with threads like these. like another poster said, no one says this. It's that she's a "super model" that is definitely oddly shaped but happens to have huge tits. Yea she's hot, but for a super model??? Nope
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:35 pm to
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I would suck on that cow's udders.
I thought The Fappening showed her nipples and areolas to not be that great
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:02 pm to
Why don't young girls just stay thin. She could be so much hotter IWH, but she's to big right now to be a super model. Sorry, aft just makes you a model...super model is totally different
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:05 pm to
You jelly baw
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:17 pm to
Amazing that people hire her for work...SI puts her on the cover twice. Wtf do those people know? The ot knows best
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
2939 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:20 pm to
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shite is played out like the term "Germans". I'd bet my monthly salary (300k) that OP's wife/girlfriend/whatever is fatter than Upton.


Yes!
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51204 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:22 pm to
Would Plan, Build & Destroy... QUICKLY
Posted by YogaPants
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4704 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:23 pm to
IWTPHFB
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22079 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:30 pm to
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Kate upton along with religion and soccer are the most popular things to hate on this board. One person with "e-cred" starts it and the little sheep follow along just like we were in high school. "Yeah bro she's totally fat I wouldn't hit that"


Just part of the "typical OT poster" syndrome. Other symptoms include calling anything less than a 3000 sq foot home tiny, having a 10 inch flaccid dong, being able to whip a trained world champion fighter just because she's female, being at least 6'3" and 225 lbs of lean ripped muscle, having multiple 10+ slam pieces, etc.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15590 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:32 pm to
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This shite is getting really played.


It's what this place does best.

See Keiland Williams Anatomy, Les meddling in offense, Javi needing to be fired etc
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:39 pm to
I feel like the Upton jokes are worn out.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:40 pm to
she looks amazing in those pics! I mean woww, i would marry
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31582 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:43 pm to
Any man that says he wouldn't spray them guts is gay
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
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31711 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:44 pm to
If She's a cow then I guess I like thick ones
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52973 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:46 pm to
I hope they pushed her back in the ocean after the shoot
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
27722 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:47 pm to
Kate upton is fat like Paul maneri knows how to pull pitchers
Posted by Obsidian
Member since Mar 2015
183 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:53 pm to
I would go ham on her doggy style
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77965 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:55 pm to
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This shite is getting really played.



Almost as played as baw
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