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Your boy's penises aren't small. They're just obese.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:47 pm
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Make fat pads great again.
#stayfatmyfriends
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“I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly,” said Dr. Aseem Shukla, a pediatric urologist at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia and associate professor of urology at the Perelman School of Medicine at the University of Pennsylvania. He said that with 10- to 11-year-old boys, “a common thing is, my son’s penis is too short.”
The vast majority of the parents who bring up the issue with their pediatricians after the newborn period have children whose genitals fall in the normal range. A baby or toddler’s penis can look very small, and maybe especially when the child himself is larger rather than smaller. Watching their bodies as they grow, parents sometimes begin to worry about heavier boys and whether their genitals are normal.
The penis can be buried in the fat pad that sits in front of the pubic bone, and it can remain hidden as boys go through adolescence. What is called a “hidden penis” can be a combination of being prepubertal (so the penis has not begun to grow), being overweight (so the fat pad is significant), and in some cases an anatomical condition in which the soft tissue below the skin of the penis doesn’t adhere well to the Buck’s fascia, the thick covering that surrounds the penile nerves and arteries. This fixation problem can yield what Dr. Shukla described as a “slidey” penis, in which the actual shaft retreats and only the skin, or the foreskin, in an uncircumcised boy, is clearly apparent.
Make fat pads great again.
#stayfatmyfriends
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:48 pm to arseinclarse
You've been planning for your reinstatement with these threads, haven't you?
This post was edited on 8/29/16 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:49 pm to arseinclarse
Didn't take long for you to make an appearance.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:49 pm to arseinclarse
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Your boy's penises
so there's multiple penis?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:49 pm to arseinclarse
Did you have a database of threads you wanted to start after reinstatement or something?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:50 pm to arseinclarse
what did you get time out for?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:51 pm to arseinclarse
This is why you push the ruler into the fat pad and begin measuring from there. #SelfEsteemRising
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:51 pm to arseinclarse
What a glorious return ole chap
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:51 pm to arseinclarse
If I park a medium sized tractor in a small shed it will look huge. If I park that same tractor in an airplane hanger it will look tiny. Perception is a mo fo.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:52 pm to arseinclarse
What exactly WERE you searching? I don't even........
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:53 pm to Chad504boy
That's grammatically correct. It's a plural possessive.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:53 pm to arseinclarse
Can I time travel back to yesterday?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:54 pm to arseinclarse
FUPP.
Fat Upper Penis Pad.
Fat Upper Penis Pad.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:55 pm to wish i was tebow
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That's grammatically correct. It's a plural possessive.
The correct plural possessive would as follows: boys'
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:55 pm to wish i was tebow
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That's grammatically correct. It's a plural possessive.
:idon'tbelieveyougif:
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:56 pm to Titus Pullo
That's IT. I am losing some weight. I WILL stop the snickering.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:57 pm to arseinclarse
welcome back arse.
as long as your son doesn't have an innie he should be good.
as long as your son doesn't have an innie he should be good.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:58 pm to arseinclarse
In high school, we always went to get a physical for sports at the start of a school year and one time the Dr asked one of the kids "has your penis always been so small" concerned. The boy confided in his sister who then proceeded to tell EVERYONE on the 3 different buses. Poor guy had a miserable ride home and never lived it down. His sister was sort of dyke and probably had a bigger one than him.
It wasn't me before the witty jokes start.
It wasn't me before the witty jokes start.
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