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re: Your best one liner to strike up a conversation

Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:50 am to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27392 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:50 am to
"I wanna wear your skin."
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Have you heard the good news?

That's a good one. I also like "Do you have a minute for Jesus?"
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:53 am to
quote:

quote:
How's ya mom and them...?



Hows ya momma 'nem

FIFY


How's yo mom in em FIFY
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:53 am to
Roll Tide.

No really.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 8:54 am to
Do you post on Tigerdroppings?

Bye.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Women love to talk about footwear


Yeah they do. Compliment a girl on her shoes. It gets the conversation started on two things they want to talk about... themselves & their shoes.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16094 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:04 am to
#inthefriendzone
Posted by crimsonblazer
Member since Jul 2011
1387 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:05 am to
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm whatever
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:06 am to
Put-put put put, put that pussy on me.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21788 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:08 am to
Suck me, beautiful
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14559 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:09 am to
How 'bout dem Braves?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:12 am to
"Hey, how are you? I'm (name)."
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:12 am to
you into fitness?
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4060 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Put-put put put, put that pussy on me.





Did anyone else immediately think of Eddie Murphy dressed as Buck Wheat when they read this
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17133 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:18 am to
"Hey man, that's my girlfriend"

Rescued a girl from a drunk guy at a bar. I knew the guy because we were both regulars and he was cool with it. Never met the girl until that moment. We went on to date for for a few months until I transferred to another city. Great girl.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27392 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:19 am to
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Did anyone else immediately think of Eddie Murphy dressed as Buck Wheat when they read this




Close.

The Champ from Harlem Nights.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:26 am to
What high school did you go to? Only say that if you want to limit yourself socially
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30189 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:28 am to
"you look different when you're not sleeping"
Posted by DHS1997
BATON ROUGE
Member since Nov 2014
867 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:36 am to
You know Bofa?




Bofa deez nuts???
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:40 am to
"Your eye brows are on point"

"Wanna be my new slam pig?"

"Wanna come back to my place and watch some porn on my brand new flat screen mirror?"

"You've got a sweet turd cutter, I bet you can cut turds at 90 degree angles huh?"

"You smell like the inside of my momma's purse"

"you've got a pretty mouth"

"Wanna see my coin purse?"


All of these work wonders. Especially the eye brow one for some reason.

This post was edited on 11/18/15 at 9:53 am
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