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You have to give a speech to your former lovers: what would you talk about?

Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:16 pm
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:16 pm
Scenario:

You're throwing a banquet to everyone you've slept with and/or had a relationship with. The only people who are attending are you, the people you were with in the past and the catering staff. You have to give a 1 hour speech to these people you have history with. The speech could be about anything.

What would you talk about?

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:17 pm to
Remember that thing I did with my tongue?
Posted by wutangfinancial
Treasure Valley
Member since Sep 2015
11075 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52746 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:18 pm to
TAKE BACK ARE countRY
This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17118 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:19 pm to
I would start taking of my clothes and say, "So, we doing this?"
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124259 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:19 pm to
I'd apologize to her. Tell her how much I love and miss her.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:20 pm to
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:20 pm to
Wouldn't say a thing, or better yet couldn't.
With them in the same room, no one would stand a chance of speaking.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52746 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

I'd apologize to her. Tell her how much I love and miss her.



Definitely tell her how special she is
This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 8:29 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:21 pm to
If I announced a banquet to every woman I did the deed with, and they actually showed up to celebrate that fact, that right there would do the talking for me and would be very
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:21 pm to
I hate all of you so much, I wish to never speak with any of you again... but any of you that would like to bang again, except the one that got fat, I still have the same number.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57613 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to
World's largest gangbang
Posted by Stagg8
Houston
Member since Jan 2005
12985 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

QuietTiger


quote:

Wouldn't say a thing


Really committing to that e-persona, huh?
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to
Apologize for cumming in my pants.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but 2 people is not the largest gangbang ever.

Eta: plus, I'm guessing you'd want a reverse gangbang, unless of course you've been banging a lot of dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that, Pirates must get lonely when at sea for long periods.
This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:24 pm to
So tell me ladies.. How does my piece match up with the other guys you boned?
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7905 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:24 pm to
I'm sorry.
I don't drink anymore.
I'm really a pretty good guy.
Those lawyers make everything worse.
How's your momma an'dem?
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:25 pm to
Can I still PIIYB?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30543 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:26 pm to
My speech would be titled "I've seen all of you naked" and would be me looking in the mirror by myself
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35465 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:28 pm to
STD prevention.
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