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re: You and four of your friends vs Brock Lesnar (NSFW)
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:02 pm to dnm3305
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:02 pm to dnm3305
Since tapping out has been deemed to be an acceptable end to the fight, I don't see why anybody wouldn't give it a shot for 1 million each, tax free.
Just be ready to pull the escape cord in a hurry if things turn ugly.
Just be ready to pull the escape cord in a hurry if things turn ugly.
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:03 pm to Walking the Earth
Ain't no tapping in street fights.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:03 pm to LSUZombie
Hmm...I guess if I brought my two Marine friends, the National Guardsman, and the guy who may be Batman in real life we'd stand a chance. My 4 closest friends (which includes one of the Marines) would get obliterated.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:03 pm to boom roasted
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Ain't no tapping in street fights.
OP said earlier that a tap out was acceptable to end it.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:04 pm to Walking the Earth
quote:Ah, I missed that. I was picturing a pure street fight scenario.
OP said earlier that a tap out was acceptable to end it.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:05 pm to Walking the Earth
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OP said earlier that a tap out was acceptable to end it.
Yeah, I'd say that would be acceptable since the odds are heavily against any normal person could get him to tap.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:05 pm to LSUZombie
They would probably die.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:05 pm to boom roasted
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This is the most important part of the hypo. Not 5 guys you know, but 5 of your best friends. The guys you call up to go fishing, grab a beer on Monday night, etc.
Even if they are guys you know, you don't stand much of a chance. Sure, your boy Chaz may be 6'4" and 280 pounds, but Brock is kicking that kneecap in from the side and ending Chaz's life before you can get the balls to enter Brock's atmosphere.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:06 pm to boom roasted
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Change the hypo to Cain Velasquez. Does anything change?
Honestly? Not really. Cain is a little stronger on the ground than Brock was, but still, we are talking about 4 (not even 5 mind you) Gracie brown/black belts, all in the low 200's. I'm not Mr. Badass by any stretch, but I really haven't seen anyone in any of the organizations that me and those three couldn't put on the ground and break limbs.
He always has a striker's chance to catch one of us coming in with a quick knock out, but he's not going to have the power to knock out two of us simultaneously, and I still like the chances of 3 of us.
It's really not a hard concept to understand. I would dare to say any 4 random Gracie brown/black belts that are >210~ could kill Lesnar in a 4 on 1.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:07 pm to SabiDojo
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Sure, your boy Chaz may be 6'4" and 280 pounds,
He can't fight and is out of shape.
Fighting takes a lot out of a person. Even life.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:07 pm to Kcrad
quote:
He can't fight and is out of shape.
Exactly.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:08 pm to LSUZombie
I would 100% try it. Brock is the baddest dude on the planet but I have some tough friends and 5 on 1 for the chance at a million is too much to pass up.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:08 pm to TigerFanatic99
I changed it to Cain solely because he is a much better striker than Brock. Brock turtles up when he gets hit and charges. Not the best thing to do against 5 people.
You are the outlier in this discussion because you train and your buddies train.
You are the outlier in this discussion because you train and your buddies train.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:09 pm to TigerFanatic99
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TigerFanatic99
You're a pro fighter?
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:09 pm to Goldrush25
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He could reasonably be expected to incapacitate one average-sized person with a single strike on the initial charge. Then it's 1 vs 4.
Im not sure about "reasonably". Possibly is the better word there. Mike Tyson could reasonably knock out 1 of the 5 guys charging him. He's a MUCH more seasoned and technically skilled striker. Honestly, Mike Tyson (maybe not now, but in his prime) would be a wayyyy more intimidating proposition than Lesnar would be. He was crazy to begin with, and he's the baddest dude to ever walk the planet.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:10 pm to TigerFanatic99
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We are all definitively more competent on the ground than he is,
You are an idiot! 
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:10 pm to dnm3305
Let me call up Frank Mir.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:15 pm to LSUZombie
Me and 4 of my closest friends. We would all likely die in the fight. Here's why
In the most athletics and for guy of the group. Lesnar outweighs me by a good 50 pounds of pure muscle
One friend is a 150 pound Tech nerd
One is a guy who learned m
Mma in high school. He quit after fighting in a tournament and losing to a girl in 15 seconds
One guy thinks he's a basses cuz his dad is a marine, but this guy is the epitome of a scary wimp.
Lastly. Friend who plays soccer , enough said
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:16 pm to LSUZombie
We would lose and lose badly. I've got a buddy who was a TE in college and is freaking a hoss but the others are normal sized. Dangerous in their own rights with weapons, but not in a cage against that mass.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 1:21 pm to QJenk
Friend 1: 185 soaking wet, lawyer. No fighting skills.
Friend 2: Athletic workout machine. Uncoordinated. Probably first to die from over valuation of self.
Friend 3: Has had a brain tumor. Probably dies from trauma right out the gate.
Friend 4: Air Force mechanic. Useless.
I think we'd last about 40 seconds until we all gave out. We're a force to not give a reckoning.
Friend 2: Athletic workout machine. Uncoordinated. Probably first to die from over valuation of self.
Friend 3: Has had a brain tumor. Probably dies from trauma right out the gate.
Friend 4: Air Force mechanic. Useless.
I think we'd last about 40 seconds until we all gave out. We're a force to not give a reckoning.
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