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re: WWYD If you stole $100M from your employer

Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:33 pm to
Get to Mexico and sneak across our border, because, you know, that makes you untouchable and with more rights than a citizen here.
Posted by tiger09
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
220 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

so you're saying we can steal $5.9M from them and they won't give a shite? Meet at Starbukcs in an hour?


Well, steal is a strong word. How about find your way into a joint venture and then walk away to the tune of $5.9MM
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24159 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

I hope someone says "two chicks at the same time", that's always hilarious.


It's $100 million. That's when you say 200 chicks at once.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36690 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 11:07 pm to
You bastard
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 11:13 pm to
Move to sierra Leone. At some point they realize its just money. U ain't coming to sierra Leone
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 11:17 pm to
You say that shite. I'd like to think I know some people. Probably a shite load that cheat the system. I could not begin to think about where to go get bs passports. You all need to think more realistically. You have a better chance of crossing the grande with that shite taped to you then you do getting a bs 007 passport that you only see in movies.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30394 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

Who the frick pays for chinese takeout with bitcoin


Triad dudes?
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4768 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 12:33 am to
Dude didn't even need to smash and grab a jewelry store. what a baller
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6015 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 12:40 am to
quote:

Korea has gone missing



You think a police sketch would help?

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57678 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 12:43 am to
Unfortunately this isn't 1950 (or a Stephen King movie) where you can just disappear to a beach in Mexico and remain hidden. These days Andy Dufresne would have been droned within about a month
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 2:42 am to
quote:

No shite but how would you "stay" missing?



I would adopt a mean troll persona and hide out on a random SEC conference message board. No one would find me there.




Awwwwwwwww shite
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 2:51 am to
I'd brag on the OT
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 3:51 am to
quote:

WWYD If you stole $100M from your employer
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 6:57 am to
Stealing the 100 million would be the easy part. How to get away with it and live a happy life would be nearly impossible. Who wants to live alone in a shite hole country that won't extradite you.
Posted by BRbornandraised
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2013
528 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 7:07 am to
I'd have all my teeth removed and inserted into a skull with a full skeleton. Fake a death by fire so they could only identify you by the teeth. Buy a new set of teeth along with fake identification. The fake IDs would have to be set up before hand do the money could be transfered to Swiss bank accounts prior to death. Move to a non extradition country just to be safe.
Posted by Downtown Devin Brown
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2013
1523 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 7:35 am to
I'll tell you what I'd do ...






... 2 chicks at the same time
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Move to a non extradition country just to be safe.


So what countries won't extradite you.
Posted by BRbornandraised
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2013
528 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:19 am to
Any country without an extradition treaty with the US. There is a list on this website. LINK
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:36 am to
Brazil.

No extradition except for kidnapping minors.

No hiding. Enjoy everything that life can offer
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:14 am to
quote:

no hiding

except from the Brazilian gangs that want your money
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