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Would you wager on how your death comes around?

Posted on 3/8/16 at 7:58 am
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 7:58 am
Do you think insurance companies would ever chance their life insurance policies to match the Vegas? The lady dying in the elevator got me thinking about what type of odds that would pay.
15-1 old age
30-1 car crash
20-1 cancer
75-1 murder
1000-1 starvation in an elevator
Of course you take out policies in which you (or family) would get the best chance of a payout. You either hit it or lose (twice)

I don't really see the downside for the insurance companies. Essentially the odds should be in their favor
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39981 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 7:59 am to
Nothing about heart disease? That's how I'm gonna go.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25809 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:09 am to
Natural causes the day after turning 100 would be pretty cool with me
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:11 am to
Drowning in pussy

2-1
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:12 am to
No, for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning... Mark 13:25
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:14 am to
It's not about when you die it's how you die
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:15 am to
Stroke or heart - 1-1
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:19 am to
I have asthma and copd if I had to make a guess that would be it.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:34 am to
I figured I'd be gone by now. Everyone else did too, so I'm living on borrowed time. I would've said 95% probability doing something drunk and stupid or in a high speed wreck. Now, my doctor says I'm gonna have a heart attack, so it's a crapshoot. There are so many opportunities for me to die, IDGAF about preventing it. I'm not gonna wager anything
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20361 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 8:59 am to
Why does your dr say you are going to have a heart attack?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:22 am to
High cholesterol. Working on maxing it out
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45784 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:31 am to
Car crash. I drive about 30,000 miles a year so my odds of being in a wreck at high speeds are exponentially higher than the average person.

After that it's even odds on heart or cancer. Will be expecting that at 80 I'll be into extra innings and all's good and I'll just take it as I get it after that and be happy with it.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40297 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:33 am to
Well I wouldn't be able to collect on it

And nobody dies of "old age"
This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 9:35 am
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53841 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:42 am to
I'd take 20-1 on cancer all day, errrry day.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:49 am to
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:51 am to
quote:

1000-1 starvation in an elevator


You should get better odds on that.

Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7730 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:52 am to
Anything beyond age 65 will be lagniappe for me
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5368 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:58 am to
Heart attack 55-65. I'd put my life savings on it.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:20 am to
i feel like someone has a gambling problem in here....
Posted by SpiderY2Bannana
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
474 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:22 am to
Heart attack or liver failure. The odds for me have to favor one of those in a big way.
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