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Would you rather be given $1m cash or $3m worth of Jolly Ranchers?

Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:18 pm
Posted by Lawyers_Guns_Money
Member since Apr 2015
393 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:18 pm
Discuss.

Jolly Ranchers all day for me.

Edit: You are able to do whatever you want with the Jolly Ranchers. It's a free market, so if you can find a way to sell them you are free to do just that.
This post was edited on 6/30/16 at 7:22 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46625 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:20 pm to
Only if I can sell the Jolly Ranchers for a quarter a piece and make a profit... Like back in 4th grade.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:20 pm to
Can I sell the Jolly Ranchers for $3M? If so then I will take them, however; the safe bet would be taking $1M then I would go buy $1000 worth of Jolly Ranchers and I'd be good.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65746 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:20 pm to
Human chattel is illegal in the US, so the cash.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:21 pm to
I would take the Jolly Ranchers cut a deal with every local dentist in town to get a commission for every cracked tooth my jolly ranchers create!

See that's the problem with the OT you guys are only thinking about the quick buck and not the big time dollars.

This is the American Way of doing things
This post was edited on 6/30/16 at 7:23 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:22 pm to
What's the street value of the Ranchers?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:22 pm to
I'd take the jolly ranchers and invest in Netflix.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:23 pm to
Depends on what flavor
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:25 pm to
quote:


See that's the problem with the OT you guys are only thinking about the quick buck and not the big time dollars.



The big picture is.. You would have to do a lot of work to get enough people to crack their tooth on a jolly rancher to make it worth it. You are not thinking ahead, you are thinking stupid.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:33 pm to
This board fricking blows. The posting is atrocious.

Good god some of y'all try way to fricking hard and accomplish shite in the process..... Some of y'all need to go suck start a shotgun
Posted by Lawyers_Guns_Money
Member since Apr 2015
393 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

This board fricking blows. The posting is atrocious. Good god some of y'all try way to fricking hard and accomplish shite in the process..... Some of y'all need to go suck start a shotgun


So you are taking the Jolly Ranchers?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62806 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:37 pm to
Only if it's $3M of the watermelon or green apple.
I hate that blue one.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:39 pm to
Jolly ranchers. I eat a lot of sweets. I think if I eat off of them for the rest of my life then it's a net positive monetarily.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:39 pm to
Purple and red are the best, heathen.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

So you are taking the Jolly Ranchers?



Dude what a clever response.
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