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re: Women (usually) who snack from Ziplocs throughout the day
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:22 pm to Blob Fish
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:22 pm to Blob Fish
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carrots
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apple slices
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pretzels
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almonds
She sounds hot. And thin. And financially responsible. And healthy. Wife material right there.
Pics? Of snacks or the chick.
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Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:24 pm to Blob Fish
Yellow and blue make green!
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:35 pm to Blob Fish
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Because these human hummingbirds can't eat a single meal at once, I have to suffer?
Suffer? You poor thing. I wonder how the people in the world that are really suffering would respond to your very fake suffering?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:40 pm to Blob Fish
Nothing is worse that cooking chicken burger on the stove in the company kitchen which stinks up the entire office. ...except when they cook Brussels spouts cause they are on another diet*.
*This one won't work .........either!
*This one won't work .........either!
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:47 pm to Crow Pie
LOL you know you live a comfortable life when you spend a Friday afternoon on the internet bitching about grazers.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:48 pm to Blob Fish
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 2:52 pm to Blob Fish
I can honestly say, this does not bother me in any way possible. It's not a threat to me or something I can gain from or something that causes distraction throughout the office.. And since I am not a bitch I don't care.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 4:57 pm to Blob Fish
Lots of down votes already but I feel your pain. Ill be deaf soon due to earbuds to drown them out
Posted on 9/8/17 at 4:59 pm to OweO
I can honestly say, I have no idea why you think being a bitch is involved in this aggravation
Posted on 9/8/17 at 5:04 pm to Blob Fish
OP needs to get laid...
Posted on 9/8/17 at 5:40 pm to Blob Fish
Misophonia:The indescribable raging urge to murder anyone who chews too loudly.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 5:49 pm to Blob Fish
So you are telling everyone you do women's work?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 5:54 pm to Blob Fish
i've got my own office, you're doing it wrong.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:13 pm to OweO
I'll try to respond to the hate messaging. 1) She's 30 and has never been on a date, much less seen a peen (she's straight up told me). She's as bitchy as she is pure. No pics. You would thank me.
2) It's actually up for debate whether or not grazing is any healthier than just eating set meals. Old line of thinking is being questioned. I would bet that she eats MORE calories than she would otherwise because she thinks grazing is significantly boosting her metabolism.
3) Yes. I work in a cubicle.
4) Yes, more women than men work in the office.
5) Yes, I was being a whiny bitch. It was a shitty day at work made far worse by Ms. Constantly Snacking.
6) I get laid just fine.
I actually had a pregnancy scare recently. I was saved by one pink line! *
*pumps fist*
Time for beer.
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:20 pm to Blob Fish
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2) It's actually up for debate whether or not grazing is any healthier than just eating set meals. Old line of thinking is being questioned. I would bet that she eats MORE calories than she would otherwise because she thinks grazing is significantly boosting her metabolism.
It's actually not even up for debate. The amount of times per day you eat has pretty much zero impact on weight loss. If you prefer to snack all day to reach your X amount of calories, great. If you prefer just 2 large meals, or even 1 massive meal, also great. Doesn't matter. As long as you are staying under the calories you need to maintain, you will lose. Cracks me up when people think they can eat like shite at meal times, but their baggies of almonds are the magic key to losing weight.
I don't work around people, so I don't deal with that issue anymore, but I'm with ya. I'm someone who eats 1-2 meals per day and probably hasn't consumed a snack more than 5 times in the past 3 years.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:58 pm to Blob Fish
At least she doesn't fart in the office like one of the ladies that I work with. She walks around crop dusting everyone all the time.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:13 pm to Blob Fish
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I have to suffer? It is indescribably irritating
You should start a support group for people like yourself who suffer from this affliction known as Chronic Butthurt.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:17 pm to Blob Fish
How else do you expect a w-2 to cope with their crappy job?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:26 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
quote:that's not nearly as annoying. You can't hear a yeti cup chewing.
Not as annoying as people that must have their Yeti/Sonic cup with them at all times. Usually full of diet Coke.
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