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Women of the board: Does this offend you?
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:10 pm
I reached for the bottle to pour her another drink.
"Why Mr. Landon, are you trying to get me drunk?"
"Well, you have to open the bank before you can make a deposit." I answered.
"I see," she replied in a voice pleasantly thickened by alcohol. "Of course, some girls might move their assets."
"And you?"
She paused just long enough to put a Mona Lisa smile on her face before holding out her glass.
Interested in a woman's take--not really interested in what the transgenders have to say.
"Why Mr. Landon, are you trying to get me drunk?"
"Well, you have to open the bank before you can make a deposit." I answered.
"I see," she replied in a voice pleasantly thickened by alcohol. "Of course, some girls might move their assets."
"And you?"
She paused just long enough to put a Mona Lisa smile on her face before holding out her glass.
Interested in a woman's take--not really interested in what the transgenders have to say.
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Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:12 pm to Mars duMorgue
Is that from Beaver Hunt?
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:13 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:
Does this offend you?
No. If I'm aware enough to know a guy is trying to get me drunk, then I'm aware enough to know he's probably up to no good. If I continue on and take advantage of him, then he's just a fricking idiot and too stupid to see it.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:16 pm to NoHoTiger
quote:
If I continue on and take advantage of him, then he's just a fricking idiot and too stupid to see it.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:16 pm to Mars duMorgue
Work on your romance novel elsewhere baw.
This post was edited on 6/20/16 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:17 pm to NoHoTiger
quote:
If I continue on and take advantage of him, then he's just a fricking idiot and too stupid to see it.
Go on.....
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:19 pm to genuineLSUtiger
That was terribly flirting banter.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:20 pm to Mars duMorgue
I don't think you got the memo but all sex had after drinking alcohol is considered rape by the man since 2015
Apparently the courts have ruled that girls are on the same level as children when they have had a glass of wine and they have no ability to give consent
Apparently the courts have ruled that girls are on the same level as children when they have had a glass of wine and they have no ability to give consent
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:21 pm to Mars duMorgue
Cringeworthy.
This post was edited on 6/20/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:21 pm to Mars duMorgue
I wish I had a fictional WMD to detonate in that chapter.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:22 pm to Mars duMorgue
Where is this from?
That's my last name, and I thought you were putting my mad lady skills on the interwebs
That's my last name, and I thought you were putting my mad lady skills on the interwebs
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:24 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:
not really interested in what the transgenders have to say.
Yeah I'm sure there are a ton of them on here.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:26 pm to Mars duMorgue
I reached into my Yeti cooler for another Bud Light
"Why Mr Landon, are you trying to get me drunk?"
"Ye Ye, bae,"
"I see," she replied in a voice roughened by nicotine.
"And you"
She paused long enough to flick her cig and pick at the scab on her new tat before reaching for the beer.
"Why Mr Landon, are you trying to get me drunk?"
"Ye Ye, bae,"
"I see," she replied in a voice roughened by nicotine.
"And you"
She paused long enough to flick her cig and pick at the scab on her new tat before reaching for the beer.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:26 pm to Mars duMorgue
OP is so horrible I think it gave me the transgender
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:29 pm to Jorts R Us
quote:
Work on your romance novel elsewhere baw.
It's not a romance novel, ma'am.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:31 pm to NoHoTiger
Aww yes the most dangerous game
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:35 pm to Mars duMorgue
Did you write that garbage?
wat?
quote:
she replied in a voice pleasantly thickened by alcohol.
wat?
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:53 pm to Mars duMorgue
it's like a lost section of gone with the wind where rhett slips scarlett a roofie
Posted on 6/20/16 at 6:58 pm to Mars duMorgue
This is the least erotic thing I've ever read.
Posted on 6/20/16 at 7:09 pm to Mars duMorgue
i have no idea what you look like, but I'm envisioning the spokesman for Planter's Peanuts.
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