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Woman sits on bf's toilet seat for 2 years

Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:25 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:25 pm
Old article but I just ran across it and found it interesting so I decided to share.

LINK

Edit, not what I envisioned:



And a figurine to help visualize:

This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 10:54 pm
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:28 pm to
How about you post a summary so I don't have to click that
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. “And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”


Women. Amirite?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:31 pm to
Guys gf's arse skin grows around toilet seat lid because she sat on it for two years.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

NESS CITY, Kan. — Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

updated 3/12/2008 3:05:20 PM ET
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Guys gf's arse skin grows around toilet seat lid because she sat on it for two years.



Pics?
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13531 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:33 pm to
I was kind of expecting this to be about Taco's cocaine toilet seat he found in the dumpster....
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33949 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:34 pm to
Bet she had a helluva ring around her arse
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:34 pm to
I thought it took forever for my SO to get ready to go somewhere.


If he wanted her out of the bathroom he would stop bringing her food. She would either starve or gtfo.

I didn't read the article, but the bitch has to be eating. He probably enjoys. Being able to watch what he wants and get away from her bitching whenever he wants. Not to mention him saving a fortune by her not shopping, driving a car, etc.

But how has he gone 2 years without anyone to bring him a sandwich or a beer?
Posted by Boston911
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2013
1947 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:37 pm to
I hoped she turned the fan on and used some Glade
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:38 pm to
I have read about this happening to people who weight like 500+# and haven't gotten off the couch in year and their skin and the couch grow together.

At least this bitch is on the toilet so she's not pissing and shitting herself.

I always try to find the silver lining.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:41 pm to
I'm sure they shared a one bedroom

Where did this beta piss and shite
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:43 pm to
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 months....Somebody open up a window."

"You better out some water on that damn, shite!"
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:43 pm to
Damn my legs go numb after 20 minutes
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:52 pm to
LINK


Weird, he was sentenced for 6 months over this but she asked for leniency, was convicted of exposing himself to a juvenile when his neighbors daughter bathed in his yard, and won the lottery twice that year.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19030 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:06 pm to
A woman from my hometown who was deathly ill was left in her bed for 6 months with no help from her daughter or husband. They would take her a sandwich twice a day and left her laying in her feces. One day she had a bad stroke and daughter got scared and called an ambulance. The woman's skin had grown into the bed sheets.

Family is in jail and she is in a nursing home and will never walk again.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:24 pm to
That lady looks 65 not 35. The boyfriend in the video also looks nothing like the guy in the picture.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:26 pm to
One year on the shitter ages you 10 years IRL.
Posted by airportwhiskey
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
690 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:28 pm to
Squatter's rights.
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