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Woman Jailed Over Loud Sex

Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:55 am
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
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Member since May 2009
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Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:55 am
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A woman in Birmingham, England, is heading to jail for two weeks because she had sex so loud that it annoyed her neighbors.

"Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up," a neighbor said at a hearing in May. "This lasted 10 minutes."
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:57 am to
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A woman in Birmingham, England, is heading to jail for two weeks because she had sex so loud that it annoyed her neighbors.



Was this masturbation? What happened to the dude?
Posted by AllemanWC
Bayou Corne
Member since Jan 2015
946 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:57 am to
2 weeks in jail for 10 minutes of sex? Yikes
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:58 am to
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This isn't the first time loud sex has led to legal trouble. Last year, an unidentified woman on a Virgin Airlines flight to Las Vegas was restrained and later questioned by authorities when the plane crew busted up a loud, mile-high tryst with another passenger in the restroom.

Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40139 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:58 am to
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A woman in Birmingham, England, is heading to jail for two weeks because she had sex so loud that it annoyed her neighbors.


Was this masturbation? What happened to the dude?


He was given the keys to city
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11296 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:59 am to
I lived off campus along a route where people parked and walked to tailgates/football game. My freaky upstairs neighbor (chick) would open all of her windows and have loud sexy time so everyone could hear(couldn't see her). She most definitely had a screw loose but it was entertaining to see the wide eyed families passing by.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27615 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:16 am to
I'm patiently waiting for a picture to surface.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:20 am to
Poor people problems. At my OT Estate I could have sex with Fran Drescher on meth and nobody would hear it.
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4744 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:23 am to
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Last year, an unidentified woman on a Virgin Airlines flight to Las Vegas was restrained and later questioned by authorities



Thanks bin Laden.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51807 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:25 am to
They jelly.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50253 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:27 am to
This is her:

Yep, definitely happened on an ´estate´ (housing estate ).
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 10:30 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18913 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:27 am to
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At my OT Estate I could have sex with Fran Drescher on meth and nobody would hear it.


Seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read on the OT. I claim for sig material.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:29 am to
Be my guest. Wish my wife appreciated my bullshite as much as the OT.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25949 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:29 am to
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lasted 10 minutes.


Subtle brag is not so subtle.
Posted by PurpGold 14-0
Member since Nov 2012
3801 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:34 am to
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A woman in Birmingham, England

Aren't England's sexual assault punishments some of the lightest in the world?
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3159 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:52 am to
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What happened to the dude?


Evidentally he was not noisy like she was. Are you saying that HE is the one who should have to do jail time when SHE was the one disturbing the peace?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:59 am to
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Birmingham County Court Judge Emma Kelly determined that Wale had violated the order, which also prohibited her from playing loud music, shouting, swearing, making banging noises, stomping and slamming doors, according to The Guardian.

This is why England sucks as a country
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