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re: Wife says I can visit a prostitute when in Amsterdam

Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
47133 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:23 pm to
Track her phone when you're there.
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19498 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

well she is going to visit her parents since I will be gone for a week.


How long has it been since her last high school reunion?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260630 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:28 pm to
This is one of of those times when women say things that they may think would be ok in principle, but feel much different after the act has been committed.
Posted by Griffmanjoe
Kemah, Texas
Member since Dec 2003
3450 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

I don't see any scenario where she says this and hasn't already cheated on you.


This
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5160 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 8:09 pm to
It's either a trap or her clearing her conscious
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29533 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 8:18 pm to
She knows something you don't know


Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39139 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 8:20 pm to
Don't do it. Beyond the reasons mentioned, you would be doing an OT 9.5 that would leave you a changed man.

She would put the monster mogambo on you and you would lose all desire to ever sleep with your wife again. These women are the NFL of secks. Your wife is scout squad on the seventh grade team compared to them.

If you like your life as is, don't do it.

Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79697 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:14 pm to
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Is there any way this is not a trap?


You're a dumbass for even having to ask.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98856 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:34 pm to
Admiral Ackbar would like a word...
Posted by SirRohantheDefender
Member since Aug 2005
14788 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:48 pm to
You'll both have some BBC during this trip you're taking. Lone difference will be yours comes in the form of media.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17275 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 9:53 pm to
Skype,it should be fun.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:15 pm to
You might as well because she's going to be getting railed
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68279 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 10:19 pm to
She's already cheating on you and feeling guilty, so she's doing this to help her feel better.
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:56 pm to
I'm headed to Aruba in a few hours and there is a town on the southern end of the island where prostitution is legal. Apparently they import Venezuelan and Colombian girls in their early 20's for a "summer internship" type of program. Three month visas with weekly tests and these girls provide professional services for a reasonable fee.

I have never paid for sex but after watching Boardwalk Empire and Deadwood it seems as if it is an American tradition to bang young hot whores.

What would the OT do?
Posted by Alleycat9
Auburn, Al
Member since Sep 2014
255 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:35 am to
quote:

well she is going to visit her parents since I will be gone for a week.


Sure honey you go bang whores in Amsterdam, and I'm going play Monopoly with my parents for week.....

I've got some ocean front property in Arizona for sell if you're interested.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61930 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:32 am to
What happens outside the country doesn't count if you have a U.S. Marriage certificate. And fwiw I'm in line to board a plane for Amsterdam from Glasgow
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32689 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 6:55 am to
Honestly, this is pretty simple. She was either completely joking and you took the opportunity to make a thread on the OT or....she was serious in any other kind of way. If she said it seeing if you would do it (the trap) then your relationship is in big trouble. If she said it and meant it than she is cheating on you.
Posted by ever43
Raleigh, NC
Member since Aug 2009
2947 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:02 am to
Say you would never do such a thing and you're very disappointed in her even thinking it. Enjoy her guilt and still visit a hooker there anyway. Don't tell her, doe.
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