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Wife beats husband with meat tenderizer after she discovers him beating his meat
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:03 am
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:03 am
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I wouldn't touch you either, lady.
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A grandmother who attacked her husband of 50 years with a meat tenderiser after catching him watching porn has been spared jail. Lynda Holmes, 70, repeatedly bashed 78-year-old Gordon Holmes over the head at their Lancashire home after "seeing red". Burnley Crown Court heard how Mr Holmes ran out into the street bleeding and told neighbours his wife had gone ‘mad’, the Manchester Evening News reported. When police asked Mrs Holmes what happened she said: “I caught him with porn. He tried to get rid of it. I’ve seen red and attacked him. I wanted to kill him. “It should be murder. I want 10 years of my life back. I saw red mist. “He hasn’t touched me for over 10 years and now he’s watching porn. How dare he? How do I go about getting 10 years of my life back?”
I wouldn't touch you either, lady.
This post was edited on 4/21/16 at 11:04 am
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Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:04 am to arseinclarse
your wife finally caught ya eh?
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:05 am to arseinclarse
Damn lady..He's just trying to avoid prostate cancer.. Sheesh
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:06 am to arseinclarse
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“He hasn’t touched me for over 10 years and now he’s watching porn. How dare he?
I've got news for you lady, he isn't just now starting to watch porn..
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:07 am to arseinclarse
so you can successfully jack off at 78?
good to know.
good to know.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:08 am to arseinclarse
when I read thread titles I know you are the op
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:08 am to arseinclarse
I just hope I'm still watching porn at 78.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:34 am to Commandeaux
I'm inverted.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:45 am to Commandeaux
I hope I am aware of my surroundings at 78.
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