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Wierd dream about demonic possession last night

Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:36 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:36 am
In the dream, going see a horror movie with my wife. The movie starts, and it's just a girl strapped to a hospital bed speaking in a guy's voice. Everyone leaves the theatre except us.

Pop.

We are suddenly in the hospital room with the girl. Wife gets freaked out and walks outside. The girl starts using random voices from previous relationships. I start thinking about a Nicaraguan girl and the demon starts talking in the most racist accent.

So I start thinking about other countries and nationalities and the demon keeps switching.

By this point, I'm laughing maniacally. My wife rushes in to check on me, I explain the situation and she gets creeped out and wants to leave. I tell her to wait and just think of a random country.

All of a sudden, the demon starts talking like john leguizamo from "the pest" when he's imitating Scotty from star trek.

So we are both dying laughing at this point.

But this is when it gets wierd, there is a loud deep demonic voice which shouts "ENOUGH!!!!". And I wake up instantly and sit up.

Clear my head, lay back down, snuggle up to my wife.

And she says, "those voices were funny"




WTF
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:37 am to
Did you answer the phone? You're gonna be dead in 7 days.
Posted by SwampKitty
Brusly, LA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:38 am to
Insert I don't believe you gif here.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:38 am to
That wasn't a dream
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:39 am to
Even Beejon wouldn't buy this one, Homie.
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:57 am to
Plot twist: his wife is a parrot.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:57 am to
I love these dreams
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

demon starts talking in the most racist accent.


What exactly does a racist accent sound like?
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Zurich
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:01 am to
quote:

What exactly does a racist accent sound like?


Anyone from Alabama.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:02 am to
God one Tyler. Nice zing
Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:28 am to
How do you know it wasn't alien abduction.
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:42 am to
Had an old buddy who told me about similar type dreams that were very "real". I never believed him, though.

He killed himself a few weeks after the dreams started. Good luck.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27426 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:51 am to
quote:

He killed himself a few weeks after the dreams started. Good luck


We all die.

Lot of fat women about to get ol random attention.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:53 am to
This is more of yoga girls expertise. I'm out
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:54 am to
You were probably talking in your sleep, demon boy
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Wierd dream about demonic possession last night

That's weird
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20402 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:16 pm to
I had a dream like this several years ago.

In the dream, I was lying on the steps of a cathedral. There were priests, monks, and regular people standing all around me. They were chanting in Latin and throwing holy water on me. Each time I was hit with the water, I would snarl and growl and thrash around. It ended only because my wife (no pics) woke me up wondering what in the hell was wrong with me. I had kicked her and was growling and shite in my sleep and it freaked her out.

Never had a dream like it before or since.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:20 pm to
IDK if you're religious or not but I'd call my church.

That's freaky as hell and if you believe in that stuff, don't mess around with it baw.

Posted by Thurber
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by drewnbrla
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

And she says, "those voices were funny"


Congrats on marrying a Succubus. Welcome to you're doom.
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