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Why don't we eat our pets? The answer is we do!
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:07 pm
Humans do eat pets. We eat our cats and dogs.
Rendering Facilities
When your pet animal dies, one of three things most likely happens to the dead pet: You bury your pet, the veterinarian cremates the pet, or (most likely) the veterinarian sends the dead animal to a "Rendering Plant" due to the high cost of cremation.
What is a Rendering Plant?
A Rendering Plant is where millions of dead pets, road kill, livestock, and general trash is sent to be reprocessed (ie. recycled). The carcasses are dumped off at the Rendering Plant and then placed on a conveyor belt to be fed into a giant grinder. The bodies (hair, fur, bones, collars, tags, etc) are grinded into "meal" and sent to a large boiler (essentially a giant pressure cooker) where they are cooked at temperatures as high as 500 degree for up to 8 hours.
Protein from the dead dogs, cats, horses, cows, and road kill sinks to the bottom of the boiler. The oils and grease float to the top. Everything is recycled. The oils end up in things like makeup, lipstick, and numerous other products. The protein is recycled into meal that is sold to the public as cat and dog food or livestock feed.
Therefore, if you feed your pet animals "pet food", there is a good chance that your pets are eating other pets of the same species as well as animals of a multitude of different species.
Which brings me full circle in regards to my comment that humans eat pets. Most livestock at times eat "livestock feed" which means that most cattle, horses, and pigs are eating recycled cat, dog, cattle, horses, and pigs...which means that if you love a good hamburger, steak, ribs, or pork you are in fact eating the protein from your cats and dogs as well.
Humans, through the process of "rendering" eat our pets.
If this sick revelation isn't enough to sicken you, consider this: Studies have shown that the chemicals used to euthanize pet animals survive the rendering process which means that those chemicals are recycled back into the food chain. Not only are pets eating their brothers and sisters but they are also eating the same chemicals that are used to eventually kill them.
Also, diseased animals with rabies, mad cow, feline leukemia, etc. are rendered too. Rendering professionals claim that the diseases don't survive the rendering process. However, other experts point out that mad cow disease jumped into humans through the process of...you guessed it...rendering.
Rendering Plants are a billion dollar industry that exist across the US, Canada, and the entire world Currently most rendering facilities focus on pet-to-pet or animal-to-human rendering.
If today your pet animal could speak to you, they would say something like this, "Soylent Green is pets!"
My question is, how long before humans will say, "Soylent Green is humans!"
Human population is out of control. At some point human-to-human rendering may solve the approaching global food crisis.
Rendering Facilities
When your pet animal dies, one of three things most likely happens to the dead pet: You bury your pet, the veterinarian cremates the pet, or (most likely) the veterinarian sends the dead animal to a "Rendering Plant" due to the high cost of cremation.
What is a Rendering Plant?
A Rendering Plant is where millions of dead pets, road kill, livestock, and general trash is sent to be reprocessed (ie. recycled). The carcasses are dumped off at the Rendering Plant and then placed on a conveyor belt to be fed into a giant grinder. The bodies (hair, fur, bones, collars, tags, etc) are grinded into "meal" and sent to a large boiler (essentially a giant pressure cooker) where they are cooked at temperatures as high as 500 degree for up to 8 hours.
Protein from the dead dogs, cats, horses, cows, and road kill sinks to the bottom of the boiler. The oils and grease float to the top. Everything is recycled. The oils end up in things like makeup, lipstick, and numerous other products. The protein is recycled into meal that is sold to the public as cat and dog food or livestock feed.
Therefore, if you feed your pet animals "pet food", there is a good chance that your pets are eating other pets of the same species as well as animals of a multitude of different species.
Which brings me full circle in regards to my comment that humans eat pets. Most livestock at times eat "livestock feed" which means that most cattle, horses, and pigs are eating recycled cat, dog, cattle, horses, and pigs...which means that if you love a good hamburger, steak, ribs, or pork you are in fact eating the protein from your cats and dogs as well.
Humans, through the process of "rendering" eat our pets.
If this sick revelation isn't enough to sicken you, consider this: Studies have shown that the chemicals used to euthanize pet animals survive the rendering process which means that those chemicals are recycled back into the food chain. Not only are pets eating their brothers and sisters but they are also eating the same chemicals that are used to eventually kill them.
Also, diseased animals with rabies, mad cow, feline leukemia, etc. are rendered too. Rendering professionals claim that the diseases don't survive the rendering process. However, other experts point out that mad cow disease jumped into humans through the process of...you guessed it...rendering.
Rendering Plants are a billion dollar industry that exist across the US, Canada, and the entire world Currently most rendering facilities focus on pet-to-pet or animal-to-human rendering.
If today your pet animal could speak to you, they would say something like this, "Soylent Green is pets!"
My question is, how long before humans will say, "Soylent Green is humans!"
Human population is out of control. At some point human-to-human rendering may solve the approaching global food crisis.
This post was edited on 3/22/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:09 pm to mizzoukills
Why do you think I got a wiener dog?
He's going to be tasty here in a few months.
He's going to be tasty here in a few months.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:15 pm to TigerHam85
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Why do you think I got a wiener dog?
He's going to be tasty here in a few months.
Trying to eat a cylindrical meat shaped object... What else is new.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:17 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
If this sick revelation isn't enough to sicken you,
Its not that sick of a revelation.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:18 pm to mizzoukills
This doesn't really bother me at all.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:22 pm to mizzoukills
There's a lot of really faulty science/logic in there
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:24 pm to mizzoukills
I have an Asian friend that named his St. Bernard, "Supper".
It's funny when he yells out S U P P E R, and this big arse dogs comes running.
It's funny when he yells out S U P P E R, and this big arse dogs comes running.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:24 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
It wouldn't bother me if the diseased or euthanized animals weren't included in the rendering process.
Plus, people may laugh at the idea of human-to-human rendering but humans are one scary global food crisis away from being forced to make scary decision for mankind.
Perhaps we manufacture a large scale human depopulation event (ie. world war). Perhaps we solve the global food crisis with a new human-to-human rendering solution.
Essentially the real Soylent Green
Plus, people may laugh at the idea of human-to-human rendering but humans are one scary global food crisis away from being forced to make scary decision for mankind.
Perhaps we manufacture a large scale human depopulation event (ie. world war). Perhaps we solve the global food crisis with a new human-to-human rendering solution.
Essentially the real Soylent Green
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:32 pm to mizzoukills
forget soylent green
biodiesel is the future
biodiesel is the future
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:38 pm to mizzoukills
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humans are one scary global food crisis away from being forced to make scary decision for mankind.
Not at all.
Keep in mind that in order for rendering plants to work, civilization must be humming along as usual. At least enough for the remotely-located power plants to work.
If things really break down, we'll see massive power cuts and then all those corpses will just rot instead. Don't you feel better?
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:46 pm to mizzoukills
Eventually, as the universe expands, the earth will die. Any creature that finds itself on the dead rock will not see anything in the universe. It will be as if nothing ever existed.
Enjoy today.
Enjoy today.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:49 pm to mizzoukills
fwiw, I can't imagine it being anywhere near economically feasible to transport dead pets to a rendering plant...these places deal with tractor trailer loads of byproducts from slaugter houses, etc and are not interested in a couple of weiner dogs and a cat from the local vet's clinic...
Posted on 3/22/15 at 6:01 pm to Spankum
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fwiw, I can't imagine it being anywhere near economically feasible to transport dead pets to a rendering plant...these places deal with tractor trailer loads of byproducts from slaugter houses, etc and are not interested in a couple of weiner dogs and a cat from the local vet's clinic...
Agree. The 'cheap' option around here is communal cremation.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 6:03 pm to mizzoukills
Feeding cattle meat and bone meal is not only cost prohibitive but also illegal, precisely because it promotes the spread of prion-derived disease. The reason the UK experienced an outbreak is because soybeans don't grow well there. Also, the world's population growth rate is slowing, to the point at which most models predict earth's population will start to decrease within the next 50-100 years.
I know this is kind of your thing to try and give people the creeps, but there's really no need to be scared of the recycled euthanasia super drug or people having to resort to rendering people.
I know this is kind of your thing to try and give people the creeps, but there's really no need to be scared of the recycled euthanasia super drug or people having to resort to rendering people.
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