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re: Why does everyone from texas have to let you know they are from Texas?

Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:56 am to
Posted by Chuckiee
Member since Jan 2007
2501 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:56 am to
The bakeries are shite hot
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:56 am to
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just imagine a young lawyer from Texas that is into Crossfit


Who is also vegan.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47538 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:57 am to
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The bakeries are shite hot

In no particular order.

Hot dogs are longer
Dicks are bigger
Pussies are tighter
Kool Aids stronger.
Cement dries faster.

This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 11:58 am
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:58 am to
Cause they're proud. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by Pledge
Professional Baw
Member since Sep 2015
1121 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:59 am to
What are they proud of? Big women?
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20957 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:01 pm to
I don't think there's anything wrong with being proud of where you are from.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47538 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:02 pm to
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What are they proud of? Big women?


Take it you ain't been around DFW to scope out some TCU/SMU whores.
Posted by Chuckiee
Member since Jan 2007
2501 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:03 pm to
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Dicks are bigger


Very voluptuous penises
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70068 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:04 pm to
Yeah man I stayed in FW when LSU was in Dallas. I was just down the street from some TCU bar. good lord.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18027 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:05 pm to
They're a proud group for sure
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34858 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:08 pm to
We know from a close reading of the Bible that the apostle Paul was not from Texas.

Proof, you say?

Well, the Bible states that Paul said he would be content, no matter what STATE he was in. Therefore, we know he was not a Texan.
Posted by Pledge
Professional Baw
Member since Sep 2015
1121 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:13 pm to
And if Texans really loved Texas so much, they would all live there.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47538 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:15 pm to
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Yeah man I stayed in FW when LSU was in Dallas. I was just down the street from some TCU bar. good lord.



Only thing snobbier than an SMU whore?


A TCU whore. But man they are fun to look at.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26725 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:17 pm to
Like they say... Know what separates a "jackass" from a "coonass".....? The Sabine River...
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:20 pm to
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What are they proud of?


From the Texans I know, just about everything except Mexicans and Shelia Jackson Lee.

I usually find people such as yourself are either trolls or, if genuinely annoyed by proud Texans, people who have never left the state in which they were born. If you left Louisiana, you'd realize what a shite hole it really is and you understand why people from other states actually have reason to show civic pride.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55854 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:20 pm to
SOUTH TEXAS MOTHERfrickER THATS WHERE I STAY
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78072 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:21 pm to
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Why does everyone from texas have to let you know they are from Texas?



People from New Orleans are WAY worse.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261685 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:22 pm to
Don't get that a lot here. Most Texans come and go and you'd never know. New Yorkers on the other hand....
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9660 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:38 pm to
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insecurity
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:54 pm to
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Her family thought Texas was the greatest thing since A/C and remote controls.

A barren, rattlesnake-infested wasteland (except for Austin).
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