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re: Why do Russians never smile?

Posted on 6/1/16 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Why do Russians never smile?


They learned it from black males...?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141896 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

In my experience, Russians never smile until moose and squirrel have been found
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 3:02 pm to
that pudgy AT&T slut that all of you hardlegs drool over is a Rooski, iirc
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21152 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 3:59 pm to
It's true, you can watch hours and hours of Russian porn without seeing one single smile.
Posted by kfaulk03
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
1480 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:11 pm to
I dunno but the women are generally smoking hot and the accent is sexy
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72938 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:16 pm to
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There is a popular Russian saying, “A laughter without a reason is a sign of stupidity” meaning that you might be very stupid or crazy if you laugh at nothing.


As very accomplished scientists, the Russians should know medically that laughing has a very healing affect on the body. They should encourage it more and it is contagious. It takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown. I feel cleansed energetically after laughing.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64533 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:21 pm to








I've gotta say they do look odd smiling.

Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6860 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:24 pm to
Because they lost
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:26 pm to
Would you smile if you lived in cold arse Russia and Putin was your president?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:26 pm to
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It takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown.


Maybe they just want more of a workout for their faces?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:28 pm to
Because potato based vodka tastes like shite and also Russian men don't know how to eat pussy. / thread
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14104 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:31 pm to
Russian women smile when they come to America to clean out their American husbands for all their net worth, meanwhile sleeping with everyone else on the side. Sure they smile.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:40 pm to





Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38268 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:40 pm to
3rd in line and a slight drizzle- the Russian Dream
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:42 pm to
Another pic.

Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:52 pm to
bro do you even boiler room live stream?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:53 pm to
I'd dive into them like a bowl of borscht
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2762 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:54 pm to
They DGAF braj
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