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Why can't all bottles be twist-off?

Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:22 pm
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2009 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:22 pm
Are they in bed with the bottle cap opener companies? Lol

What's your go to method for opening a bottle without an opener?

Happy 4th 'merica!
Posted by Tommy Callahan
Member since Dec 2012
437 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:23 pm to
Cigarette lighter or the seat belt
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37586 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:23 pm to
I twist it off with my pants
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:23 pm to
Edge of the truck bumper.

Or my Reefs, if I'm wearing them.
This post was edited on 7/4/17 at 12:24 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:23 pm to
I just pry it off with my hands like a man.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:23 pm to
Use a dip can and pop it off

Lighters work great

Or just hammer down on it with my palm against a table or edge
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18806 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Why can't all bottles be twist-off?



cheaper. with pry tops, you just put the cap on and crimp. twist has to be threaded on with special machines and shite.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56036 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:24 pm to
Leather an tools stashed all over the place, so I seldom find myself without a bottle opener.....however, I can remove a bottle top with a car key in 30 seconds or so.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63031 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:25 pm to
There are chips in the cheap furniture at hotels across America from when I buy beers for the room and they are pry off.
This post was edited on 7/4/17 at 12:26 pm
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2009 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:26 pm to
So does a twist off top define a cheap beer?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Cigarette lighter
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31636 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:30 pm to
If you can't open a bottle with your wedding ring, you are a fgt. Or you are not married.
Posted by OhMy
Member since Jan 2016
834 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:33 pm to
Those 'not for climbing' carabiners.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84896 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Cigarette lighter


Tried to do this drunk once and scrapped the frick out of my knuckles when it slipped off the cap.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35042 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:33 pm to
Be a man.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15105 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Or you are not married.


Your wife brings you an unopened beer?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:39 pm to
I use my LSU ring. Grab and lift up and they come right off.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24850 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Why can't all bottles be twist-off?


They are, if you're not a pussy.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:41 pm to
My teeth
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:44 pm to
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