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Who the Baddest BAWS in the animal kingdom
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:29 am
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:29 am
Silverback gorilla
Male Lion
Bull Elephant
Excuse me BAWS, but them peanuts were moldy.
Elephant Seals
These BAWS will fight till they bleed over their womens ripping blubber and all.
Wolves
Alphas usually will whip ya arse if you don't have a gun.
Tiger
Not a pack animal, but will still piss on you at the zoo to let you know who is boss. I know this, personally speaking.
Grizzly Bear
Do not try this as it will result in your death. This is n actor playing aa fictitional character throwing a fake stuffed bear. If you attempt to duplicate the scene I won't be held responsible for the damages. To all you Baws hard of reasoning out there.
A Baw
This Baw represents winning. If you cross a baw like this you better off trying your luck elsewhere as an arse whipping awaits. That's a baw.
I would take the Elephant Seal being the baddest Baw out there.
He comes ashore once a year for a month or so after eating for 3/4 of the year fattening his arse up for pussy alone. Once ashore he has one objective only: screw and screw them all at any price.
He loses 50 pounds of blub a day while on shore and will fight off all opponents to his harem of smaller female seals. He can have 50 to 100 seals to fertilize and it will likely be his only chance to spread his genes. Bloody battles, broken teeth and damn near death before taking back to the waters where they can dive deeper than any mammal alive for up to a mile deep.
That, is a BAW. Big bad be too.
Male Lion
Bull Elephant
Excuse me BAWS, but them peanuts were moldy.
Elephant Seals
These BAWS will fight till they bleed over their womens ripping blubber and all.
Wolves
Alphas usually will whip ya arse if you don't have a gun.
Tiger
Not a pack animal, but will still piss on you at the zoo to let you know who is boss. I know this, personally speaking.
Grizzly Bear
Do not try this as it will result in your death. This is n actor playing aa fictitional character throwing a fake stuffed bear. If you attempt to duplicate the scene I won't be held responsible for the damages. To all you Baws hard of reasoning out there.
A Baw
This Baw represents winning. If you cross a baw like this you better off trying your luck elsewhere as an arse whipping awaits. That's a baw.
I would take the Elephant Seal being the baddest Baw out there.
He comes ashore once a year for a month or so after eating for 3/4 of the year fattening his arse up for pussy alone. Once ashore he has one objective only: screw and screw them all at any price.
He loses 50 pounds of blub a day while on shore and will fight off all opponents to his harem of smaller female seals. He can have 50 to 100 seals to fertilize and it will likely be his only chance to spread his genes. Bloody battles, broken teeth and damn near death before taking back to the waters where they can dive deeper than any mammal alive for up to a mile deep.
That, is a BAW. Big bad be too.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 12:39 am
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Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:30 am to reo45
A silverback would crush any of those beasts.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:31 am to reo45
Orca
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:31 am to RogerTheShrubber
Orca isn’t on there ok
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:32 am to reo45
Hippos are one of the most deadly animals on Earth, should probably include them.
Sharks and Crocodiles should be here too.
Sharks and Crocodiles should be here too.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 12:33 am
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:32 am to reo45
The silverback offers raw power, speed, agility, and athleticism in one convenient package. I'd take the gorilla.
2nd place goes to a Grizzly.
2nd place goes to a Grizzly.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:36 am to reo45
No honey badger?
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:36 am to DeadHeadTiger
Fighting a shark in his domain, as a human, is damn near impossible.
They will eat each other and eat their own young.
At least against the rest of these animals you’re on land.
They will eat each other and eat their own young.
At least against the rest of these animals you’re on land.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:37 am to reo45
Elephant
Tiger
Grizzly
Tiger
Grizzly
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:42 am to reo45
quote:
Baddest BAWS in the animal kingdom
The ones that leave Sonic without assistance.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:44 am to 19
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The ones that leave Sonic without assistance.
So that rules out anyone that drives to "America's drivein".
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:46 am to Manzielathon
I thought about sea creatures but only those that coke to shore for any length of time.
The elephant seal can reach up to 5.5 tons of testosterone producing power. Their chests are plated. fricking A, they are plated.
I'd say second would be the Male Lion, their journey to producing a Pride is absolutely insane. Watch a documentary if you can of Jeremy Irons documenting the journey of young male cubs into adult hood. shite is real. They go through the fricking GAUNTLET to become King. Few survive and those that do know how to survive it all.
3rd I'd say a Silverback for obvious reasons. They just don't endure near as much as these other two. But a Silverback can lose his own family if he is potentially mortally injured in combat with another Baw trying to get his women.
If he loses the new Kong will kill all the males in the family. This fricked.
The elephant seal can reach up to 5.5 tons of testosterone producing power. Their chests are plated. fricking A, they are plated.
I'd say second would be the Male Lion, their journey to producing a Pride is absolutely insane. Watch a documentary if you can of Jeremy Irons documenting the journey of young male cubs into adult hood. shite is real. They go through the fricking GAUNTLET to become King. Few survive and those that do know how to survive it all.
3rd I'd say a Silverback for obvious reasons. They just don't endure near as much as these other two. But a Silverback can lose his own family if he is potentially mortally injured in combat with another Baw trying to get his women.
If he loses the new Kong will kill all the males in the family. This fricked.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 1:16 am
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:46 am to Manzielathon
Put an orca in that sharks domain
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:54 am to DeadHeadTiger
Orcas are actually of the same Familia as Dolphins.
They are exceptionally smart like dolphins also.
South of the Indian Ocean, they have found that the orca families all have different languages and within those languages multiple different dialects. Something like that. They actually try and eat female seals attempting to come ashore to mate and birth their young. Savage. They get beached often and either die or get lucky if film crews are there to push their fat asses back into the ocean.
They are exceptionally smart like dolphins also.
South of the Indian Ocean, they have found that the orca families all have different languages and within those languages multiple different dialects. Something like that. They actually try and eat female seals attempting to come ashore to mate and birth their young. Savage. They get beached often and either die or get lucky if film crews are there to push their fat asses back into the ocean.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:56 am to reo45
where is the honey badger?
cuz he dont give a shite
cuz he dont give a shite
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:57 am to reo45
The last gif is not a baw, this is a real baw
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:59 am to Nado Jenkins83
Yea, I missed that one.
I have some photos of them destroying an entire bee hive covered with bees himself like he doesn't give two shits.
Very true.
I have some photos of them destroying an entire bee hive covered with bees himself like he doesn't give two shits.
Very true.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 1:10 am to reo45
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The elephant seal is 7 tons of testosterone producing power.
they aren't ever 7 tons. i think 5.5 tons is largest estimated one ever.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 1:12 am to MoarKilometers
You sure baw? I could have sworn that some could reach up to 7 tons. I'm al lst certain. Watched an entire docunentary the other day.
There are other seals out there like harber seals.
Edit you are correct, they can get to 7000 lbs. Up to 7 times the female weight.
Sorry baw. I'll correct the OP.
There are other seals out there like harber seals.
Edit you are correct, they can get to 7000 lbs. Up to 7 times the female weight.
Sorry baw. I'll correct the OP.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 1:15 am
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