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re: While on a date what excuse did you use to get away when you had to fart?
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:42 am to poops_at_parties
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:42 am to poops_at_parties
poops_at_parties
farted like a real man
Checks out
farted like a real man
Checks out
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Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:24 am to poops_at_parties
quote:
I didn't run like a little bitch. I farted like a real man while getting a blowie. If she can't inhale all of me, then she doesn't deserve me.
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poops_at_parties
This post was edited on 6/14/17 at 10:25 am
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:15 am to Geekboy
Did this in my youth - "Do you hear that engine noise? I need to check." Pull over, get out, lift hood, and fart.
Old Jewish Proverb - You gotta break wind to break em in.
Old Jewish Proverb - You gotta break wind to break em in.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:18 am to mauser
Farting in front of chicks shows them what kind of "frame" you have
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:58 am to Geekboy
"If she can't handle me at my worst, she doesn't deserve me at my best".
The same holds true for farts...
The same holds true for farts...
Posted on 6/14/17 at 12:13 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 6/14/17 at 1:11 pm to LZ83
Do it when you leave to go to the restroom.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 1:14 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 6/14/17 at 1:16 pm to Geekboy
tell your friend you'll suck it out of his arse later if he holds it in
Posted on 6/14/17 at 1:18 pm to Geekboy
Just have to roll with: "Pull My Finger...."
Posted on 6/14/17 at 1:19 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 6/14/17 at 1:25 pm to Evil Little Thing
This dilemma does seem to come up every time that I'm on a date. It never fails. I always have to sneak off to the bathroom. Sometimes if we're walking around, I might just do it while we're walking and leave the smell behind me.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 1:55 pm to Geekboy
First order of business: you need to get a date
Posted on 6/14/17 at 2:31 pm to danilo
I was doing spoons with gf, now wife. She says, "fart warning".
BLAP!!
I used sheet to blow it away while both laughed a ton.
That was our first fart.
BLAP!!
I used sheet to blow it away while both laughed a ton.
That was our first fart.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 2:33 pm to Geekboy
I always waited til I was driving on the way home with tremendous cramps letting them rip for great lengths of time and relief.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 2:35 pm to Geekboy
just let it rip, you will find out right there is its going to last because if you cant fart in the same room with her then she doesn't love you
Posted on 6/14/17 at 3:26 pm to Geekboy
Blame her. Chances are that as some point she has either farted or tried to hold one in while you have been there.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 3:41 pm to Geekboy
Let it rip. Like the trashy girls of Facebook say, "if they can't handle me at my worst, they don't deserve me at my best."
Posted on 6/14/17 at 3:51 pm to RedPants
I wait until we're in the car. Then I hit the windows lock so that she can't escape it.
If it's after we get home, I make sure we're in bed and I hold the blankets over her and trap her in.
Either way, she should be damn grateful to have the experience.
If it's after we get home, I make sure we're in bed and I hold the blankets over her and trap her in.
Either way, she should be damn grateful to have the experience.
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