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Which would piss your wife off more?

Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:42 pm
Posted by Ragnar
Member since Jun 2017
85 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:42 pm
If you and the wife were in a heated argument, what would piss her off more? Interrupting her and saying

Shut the frick up!

OR

Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking

I think if I told her shut your mouth daddy's talking she'd be so shocked the fight might end right there.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:42 pm to
Calm down
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:42 pm to
Tell her to

Calm down





See how that works out for you.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:44 pm to
Is this before or after my 6 pack of 16oz Busch lights?
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11806 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:44 pm to
I tell my wife "don't talk when daddy's talking". She hates it and pisses her off but I do it anyway. I can only be daddy in the bedroom
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking
If I said it in an Isaac Hayes voice I might be able to pull it off.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

I think if I told her shut your mouth daddy's talking she'd be so shocked the sex would end right there.


FIFY
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

Which would piss your wife off more?
discussing it online with a bunch of limpdicks
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82014 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:46 pm to
I wouldn't say either of those things to my wife.

"calm down", "relax" and "why are you yelling" getthe job done, and more.




Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68140 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:47 pm to
Just repeat what she says in a high pitched whiny voice and she'll throw a dish at you.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98685 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:47 pm to
The second.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

discussing it online with a bunch of limpdicks


not on this board
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14061 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

If you and the wife were in a heated argument, what would piss her off more? Interrupting her and saying 

Shut the frick up! 

OR 

Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking 

I think if I told her shut your mouth daddy's talking she'd be so shocked the fight might end right there.




If you told her "shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking." She'd get all creamy and stick to the sofa. Women love that shite.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:48 pm to
"bipolar cvnt"
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 5:50 pm
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18105 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:54 pm to
I asked my wife and the daddy option made her laugh. So you're on the right track apparently.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:58 pm to
Go to the kitchen

Grab a handful of deli turkey

Slap her across the face with it


When she's right at peak confusion about what just happened...

Tell her you love her with all your heart

Everything will go away and you will get a sammich
Posted by Kaybaby82
Member since Jun 2019
625 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 5:59 pm to
Is that you oweo?
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 6:00 pm
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

Tell her to 

Calm down 



Right now
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20432 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

this before or after my 6 pack of 16oz Busch lights?


Tall boys are sold in 4 packs city boy
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49140 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:02 pm to
Give her five across the eyes.
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 6:05 pm
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