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re: When you're in the stall of your companies restroom

Posted on 2/13/24 at 8:56 am to
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 8:56 am to
I think I'm gonna start snapping random pics with my just to make the sounds when I'm crowded public restrooms. Like at airports or restaurants or whatever.

Then I'll wash my hands in the sink right next to them and make really long eye contact in the mirror. I imagine that would really frick with their heads.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24009 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:07 am to
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distinct sound of a cell phone camera go off,


If you really want to freak them out simply reply, "Hey, could you text me a copy of that? Thanks!"
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10601 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:07 am to
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When you're in the stall of your companies restroom and two stalls over you hear the distinct sound of a cell phone camera go off, you have to assume someone is about to get a dick pick, correct?


OP after hearing the camera go off a couple of stalls down, "you need my number?"
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15825 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:07 am to
Screenshot
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8529 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:13 am to
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I mean in an adult environment there really isn't any other explanation, right?


Or they're not 'adults' at all, they're just fricking with their co-workers that come in the work restroom
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61991 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:15 am to
Lot of people like to show their poo to their doctor
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7194 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:22 am to
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"Oooooo, that gives my nethers the feathers."

Women laugh at dick pics.



Unless one is unordinary endowed it is unlikely there is anything special about one's pecker that any woman would be interested in seeing a picture of. I would posit that 99% of dick pics are taken and sent by the modern day equivalent of the weirdo in the trench coat back in the days flashing folks in the park....
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15239 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:24 am to
Some of yall are animals
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124403 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:28 am to
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I would posit that 99% of dick pics are taken and sent by the modern day equivalent of the weirdo in the trench coat back in the days flashing folks in the park....


I'd counter that 10% are "hey, what are these weird red bumps" or other medical issues


I've definitely sent a picture of a hemorrhoid to a nurse friend of mine from the bathroom
This post was edited on 2/13/24 at 9:29 am
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10953 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:30 am to
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You mean you've never taken a pic of a massive dump?


Good Lord in the morning that is even more disgusting.

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:32 am to
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What is wrong with people?


Sorry buddy. My OnlyTurds subscribers want daily uploads and when nature calls you gotta answer.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
18694 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:33 am to
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maybe a screen capture?


I got a new iPhone and about 1/2 the time I lock it I end up getting a screen capture.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20068 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:00 am to
The biggest bass live under the docks at a marina and are know as turd eaters. I read that!
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