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When the first woman pitches in the majors, where will you be?

Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:33 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:33 pm
LINK

Is this commercial supposed to make me want AT&T U-verse?
Posted by td01241
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:34 pm to
Dead from self inflicted gun shot wound.
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:34 pm to
Dead
Posted by REB BEER
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:34 pm to
It'll never happen
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:36 pm to
Considering it won't happen for another 1000 years...



Posted by Ancient Astronaut
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:37 pm to
Is TeamRamsay the new TeamJoffrey?
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:37 pm to
Better be more accurate than a navy seal sniper on a wind free day. Even still, won't be strong enough to generate force for any breaking balls.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

When the first woman pitches in the majors, where will you be? by SwaggerCopter
strip club
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:39 pm to
Here's why that commercial is absurd

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The fastest baseball pitch by a female is 69 mph (111.05 km/h) and was achieved by Lauren Boden (USA), on the set of 'Officially Amazing' in Claremont, California, USA, on 20 September 2013.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:40 pm to
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Is TeamRamsay the new TeamJoffrey?


Hell no. Joffrey was a prick. Ramsay actually has some tactical sense.
This post was edited on 6/10/15 at 9:40 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:41 pm to
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The fastest baseball pitch by a female is 69 mph (111.05 km/h) and was achieved by Lauren Boden (USA), on the set of 'Officially Amazing' in Claremont, California, USA, on 20 September 2013.


That's insane. I would have guessed some beast of a woman could do better than that.
Posted by BayouBengals03
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:42 pm to
I mean, she would have to be a knuckleballer or something.

But even then, she couldn't throw hard enough.

And U-Verse isn't terrible, IMO. Better than Cox.
Posted by James Russell
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:44 pm to
Insane change up tho
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:47 pm to
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That's insane. I would have guessed some beast of a woman could do better than that.


Women simply do not have the muscle structure to be able to generate the power required to get a pitched baseball up to even the average speed of a MLB breaking ball.

In fact, this one pitch that holds the world's record as the fastest pitch ever by a woman... is SLOWER than the average speed of high school pitchers' fastball and even some middle school pitchers' fastball as well.

LINK /
Posted by Fun Bunch
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:47 pm to
I will be nowhere because it won't happen.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:48 pm to
Dead because it will never happen.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:56 pm to
Don't you go around saying men and woman are different! Nuh uh! It's 2015. Haven't you heard?
Posted by fillmoregandt
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:56 pm to
This shite is getting stupid. May as well have been When the first dog pitches in the majors


A women can't be a pitcher in the MLB. It's not sexist or mysognistic or anything. I love women, but it's not physically possible. The sooner they accept that and quitting filling people's head with this nonsense, the better
Posted by TechDawg2007
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 10:10 pm to
The same place I will be when the first woman starts as an NFL quarterback...FANTASY LAND
Posted by OldTigahFot
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Posted on 6/10/15 at 10:25 pm to
Hopefully not in Minute Maid Park.

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