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When did your ever lose control of a situation?

Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:05 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16124 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:05 pm
I was watching my 5 y/o son at a playground by a ball field and looked up and he was gone. The little peckerwood walked off the playground around the ball field. I called the cops to help me find him because it was such a big complex and I wanted to find him faster. My wife never let me live it down I lost our son a playground.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80923 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:07 pm to
When it was too many shots and beers.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:10 pm to
Whenever I have to sneeze or cough while peeing.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:12 pm to
gamma radiation is a hell of a drug
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:14 pm to
You should take your imaginary 5 y/o son to play with Mizzoukillz fake 6 y/o daughter..... Y'all can congratulate each other on the make believe sex...


This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129032 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:15 pm to
You actually procreated????



Heaven help us all
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124525 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:27 pm to
Driving drunk
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15333 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:36 pm to
Driving back to thibodaux from br last Sunday. Had to shite real bad. Thank god no one else was home. Run inside. Drop trow. I'm holding my arse over the toilet when it spews out. I'm thinking I got lucky and it all went in the bowl. No shot. shite everywhere. All over the rim. It was disgusting.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:37 pm to
releboke a fool!
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4113 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:24 pm to
Many years ago, while in the military, My ex and I had a fellow and his wife over for dinner. After eating, as we were talking in the den and they got into an argument. This escalated into a physical fight resulting in the wife being hit in the face and walking out and me trying to talk her husband down. My wife freaked out and I still had to work with this guy.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47514 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

You should take your imaginary 5 y/o son to play with Mizzoukillz fake 6 y/o daughter..... Y'all can congratulate each other on the make believe sex...


He really has a kid and he/she swims/swam for Crawfish Aquatics in BR. All I know about this retard for sure.
Posted by chuckie
Member since Jun 2005
1004 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 4:34 pm to
Well, I go to work. I think that counts
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 5:47 pm to
I shat myself last time I was in Vegas. Luckily was back in the room by then
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 5:49 pm to
I wrote a note to my ex and her new guy hoping she'd take me back.
I found out they made fun of me behind my back and I fricking snapped.
I blacked out for hours.


Last night I CAME TO in the middle of building the second coffin.

I don't know why I'm choosing ot bury them I coffins, but in too far into the plan now.



I here their going to dinner then back to her plac tonight.




I'll be rady.


I WILL GET HER BACK IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT
This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 6:02 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176008 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

You actually procreated???? Heaven help us all
yeah,, 'loke lost control on that situation 5 years ago

nature makes no sense
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65762 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

I was watching my 5 y/o son at a playground by a ball field and looked up and he was gone. The little peckerwood walked off the playground around the ball field. I called the cops to help me find him because it was such a big complex and I wanted to find him faster. My wife never let me live it down I lost our son a playground.
The imaginary child would have been better off if any other person on the planet picked him up.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 8:33 pm to
Dude you are a fraud.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16124 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15821 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 9:17 pm to
I shite my pants one time and I would consider that losing control the of situation.
This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 9:18 pm
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10450 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

I shite my pants one time and I would consider that losing control the of situation.


I did this too sitting in the parking lot called I-10 just past the split in BR.
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