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What's Your Number For 2017?

Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:23 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:23 pm
How many times have have you done the Horitzontal Bop so far in the New Year of 2017?

Asking for a friend if you're female.

Don't care much if you're male because I don't care much at all if you're male.
This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 7:24 pm
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25894 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:23 pm to
Congrats on the sex?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:24 pm to
Does masturbation count?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:24 pm to
Tanks

I'm still single digits, but greater than one.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39195 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:24 pm to
5. Your mom can confirm.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25930 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:25 pm to
Sex 12
Sex with myself 3,178
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:25 pm to
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Does masturbation count?
Only to itself.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:26 pm to
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5. Your mom can confirm.
Good for you.

She's been dead since January of '96.

Tell her "Hi" from me.
This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 7:27 pm
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18212 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:26 pm to
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Don't care much if you're male because I don't care much at all if you're male.


Homophobe.

You gay bra?
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11437 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:26 pm to
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Today is the start of Shark Week... I take care of myself during Shark Week, unlike some of you sick fricks.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:27 pm to
"Don't care much" don't make me no homophobe.

Read better.

ETA: You were a muthafricka on the mound.

This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22427 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:30 pm to
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She's been dead since January of '96.



from disappointment?
This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 7:31 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:32 pm to
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thats why she didnt move!
You first posted this lameness.

You're used to sex partners who don't respond?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175895 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:35 pm to
she moved when I fricked her



then 9 months later she was all like

I got something important to tell you,,

I was nahhhh Im good
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:41 pm to
You're trying to be funny?

It's not working, señor.

Su madre es mio madre, brah.
This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 7:42 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:46 pm to




I don't care if it's 0 as long as the ladies around me are comfortable, feel respected and valued, and know that it is my duty to protect their honor.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:48 pm to
Nice chapeaux, mon frère.

You are the playa to be named later.
This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 7:49 pm
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:50 pm to
Doesn't matter had sex?

Zilch. First Kid born a few days before New Years and now lady is out of commish for 6 weeks. No pics.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 7:52 pm to
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soccerfüt


quote:

Don't care much if you're male because I don't care much at all if you're male.


Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39115 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:02 pm to
Lo siento sobre tu madre

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