What's the weirdest memory you have that you probably shouldnt have

Yeah, that is an odd thing to remember. I remember odds things my dad would say that I didn't believe was correct at the time. Ends up they were probably incorrect, but they ended up correct (for me).

I remember dreading my birthday when I was turning 9. For some crazy reason at the time, I thought being 9 years old was for girls only.

I still get a chuckle out of that when it randomly pops into my head.

I remember me and my aunt going to the hospital when my little brother was born. The image I have is of her driving and me in the back seat, and I’m looking out over a cutover to see the hospital. In reality the hospital was in the middle of town. I also remember being in the hospital room but only remember my mom watching my reaction when I saw him. I also remember looking at my brother in his bassinet at our house and my other brother, mom and dad looking down on him.

Looking back I understand that my mom was watching my reaction because she’d stayed home with me the previous five years and didn’t want me to be jealous. And I’d guess to say we all looked at my brother in his bassinet on his first moments home so my dad could say how thankful we all should be.

ETA this was 1985

When I was around 8 we were traveling from Ohio to Florida for a beach vacation.

We stopped at one of those truck stops and I went to bathroom by myself. It was late.

Went inside and there was an older black guy standing up against the sink. It was full of soapy water and both hands were working cleaning something tossed in the sudsy water.

What he was cleaning was his massive dong, ugh! I left pretty quickly.

…

Not sure if this fits…but its kind of odd. When I was about 12 I was riding in the back seat of my parents car…a burgundy Buick. Dad driving, Mom in the passenger seat. You’re The Reason God Made Oklahoma was playing on the radio. Going to dinner on a Thursday. We were headed to Giovanni’s on Highland. Turning from Perkins onto Kenilworth, I randomly thought—just as an experiment see if you can remember this very typical moment the rest of your life. Just because. I have so far.

When I was about 10 years old I learned about infinity at school and how there is no limit to numbers. I was at the neighbor kids house telling him about it and he didn't believe me. He called his mother over and asked her if it was true. I distinctly remember her saying, "I guess they got to stop somewhere." It was at this time I discovered that people are morons.

I realized the other day that I still remember every song from my 2nd grade musical. God only knows why.

Standing in my grandparents kitchen, looking out the back door into their garden. Mom and her mother making lunch, Wichita Lineman on the radio. I was about 10. Clear as a bell.

In the ER in Covington, LA after eating shite on my motocross bike, high as hell on IV painkillers,me telling the nurse I thought she was pretty right in front of my wife. The doctor tells me “give up buddy, she’s deaf.” Nurse winks at me, I think.