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What's the scene like at a Rockette's show?

Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:45 pm
Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:45 pm
So my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by yesterday to return my power washer and check out my new Christmas tree (my tree, which is real, is so perfect looking, he initially thought it was fake). Anyhow, we hadn't chatted in a while so we grabbed a few beers and went out to be back patio.

We haven't hung out much lately since he has been dating his new girlfriend. She has been trying to instill some culture in him and they are always going to see theater performances in Houston. He really should have his man card revoked. He missed watching the LSU/Alabama game this season to go see the Broadway adaption of the movie "Dirty Dancing".

Anyhow, he is trying to get me to double date with him to one of these shows. His girlfriend has four decent tickets to see the Radio City Music Hall "Christmas Spectacular" featuring the Rockettes. They are performing in Houston all month. I told him I would think about it and get back to him.

Is the show worth seeing? Is it a "something you do but you don't tell anybody that you did it" type thing?

Thoughts?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:47 pm to
I don't know anything about the rockettes but this post made me
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:50 pm to
it'll probably get you laid.. if the chick you're taking is into those kinda shows.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:52 pm to
Only on TD's could you go from talking about a pressure washer to talking about the Rockettes....
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:52 pm to
He chose an adaptation of Dirty Dancing over LSU/Bama!
Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:53 pm to
Dwight Howard typically does a lot of dunking
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:54 pm to
Dan Bilzerian is Chicken. Chicken is Dan Bilzerian

The real question is how many naked playboy models should he throw off of the balcony at the Rockettes show. Pressure washer is also code for chrome Veyron Super Sport
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

it'll probably get you laid.

probably, but he won't enjoy it, and he'll feel real dirty about himself and have a hollow, unfulfilled feeling inside
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:56 pm to
I would've fired up that power washer and scoured his face with the zero-degree tip for suggesting such a thing. Then the tree woulda gone straight up his bunghole for ditching the game for a really bad play.

His man-card should be revoked. I bet his girlfriend keeps his penis in her pocket.

In short: DON'T DO IT!!
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:56 pm to
I've been to the Rockettes in NYC. Not worth seeing more than once but I can appreciate the dancing. It is something you just have to do for the ole lady.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:56 pm to
Pics of Kulunda's girlfriend!
(to determine if its worth going to the show)
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:57 pm to
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He missed watching the LSU/Alabama game this season to go see the Broadway adaption of the movie "Dirty Dancing".


NTTAWWT
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18080 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:58 pm to
I've been.

Its not the worst culture event you can go to. Most of the Rockettes are super hot.

Basically hot girls who are professional dancers dancing to Christmas music.

Here is 12 days of Christmas: LINK
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 1:00 pm
Posted by titmouse
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

it'll probably get you laid


this. the show is good in getting that cloaca moist.
Posted by Envy
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

We haven't hung out much lately since he has been dating his new girlfriend. She has been trying to instill some culture in him and they are always going to see theater performances in Houston. He really should have his man card revoked. He missed watching the LSU/Alabama game this season to go see the Broadway adaption of the movie "Dirty Dancing".

I feel like you need a new Kalunda
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

this. the show is good in getting that cloaca moist.
What are you like a nursing school dropout or something. Who uses that word?
Posted by Team Vote
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 1:11 pm to
Beautiful, scantily-clad, long-legged women. Who wants to see that?
Posted by vl100butch
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Member since Sep 2005
34655 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 1:13 pm to
I think it's sort of a bucket list kind of thing...always thought it was more of the type of thing that you would take your kids to...

if you don't have to pay for the tickets, why not?

Kalunda should have put his foot down on "Dirty Dancing" the weekend of the bama game...

thankfully, my wife is a college football fan as well...
Posted by Cole Beer
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 1:15 pm to
I saw this exact show twice (not my choice), once in Nashville and another time in NYC. The New York version was much, much better.

I don't see what the big deal is, but a child would enjoy the show. Chicks and old people would dig it too.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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33232 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 1:16 pm to
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have a hollow, unfulfilled feeling inside


men have this?
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