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What's the best part of picking a booger?

Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:20 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:20 pm
The crusty yet slimy feel you get when it first comes out, or the smooth consistency after mashing it for a couple of minutes?
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:21 pm to
The taste. Definitely the taste.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:21 pm to
I like when I get a big one that has a mile long string of snot behind it. Or one that covers the entire side wall of a nostril.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11434 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:22 pm to
The way it feels when you pull a big one that feels like it's attached to your brain
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:23 pm to
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The way it feels when you pull a big one that feels like it's attached to your brain

Beat me to it
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 7:25 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:25 pm to
Anyone ever hear about the blond that picked the five pound booger?

Her head caved in before she could eat it.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:26 pm to
Patience is rewarding when it comes to boogers. While it may be tempting to clear my nostrils at noon, the harvest will be bountiful if I wait until evening.
Posted by Flipadelphia
Member since Dec 2009
667 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:29 pm to
quote:


The way it feels when you pull a big one that feels like it's attached to your brain

The yellow slimy boogers that seem to exist only when a cold is ending are like a small reward for your suffering.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:29 pm to
Are you one of those can't remember anything from the 90's people?
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11434 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Patience is rewarding when it comes to boogers. While it may be tempting to clear my nostrils at noon, the harvest will be bountiful if I wait until evening.


Kind of like after cutting the grass. Or if I've been at the farm all day and haven't had time to pick boogers.

It's like 5 minutes of solid booger picking that night.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5646 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

taste


Less filling!!
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10147 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:33 pm to
Saw a dude pick one so big one time we took a piece of pvc pipe, stuck the frog on it, and stuck it on a column under a bridge. A week later it was still there.

Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:33 pm to
Flickin it. Duh.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89849 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

The taste. Definitely the taste.


Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11599 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
3605 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:57 pm to
The following flick.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:57 pm to
My favorite part is the "flick"
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:58 pm to
My coworkers' stares
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5711 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:03 pm to
I love my wife
This post was edited on 12/13/17 at 11:51 pm
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