Started By
Message

re: What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?

Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:48 am to
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9850 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Farting whilst climaxing


Is this not normal?
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50531 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:52 am to
At least she was enthusiastic.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52899 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:56 am to
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29474 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 9:30 am to
quote:

When paramedics arrived at the couple's home, they apparently saw the 51-year-old man, surnamed Wang


Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17611 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 9:40 am to
quote:

What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?


Husband/wife walking in?
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 9:47 am to
going limp
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176795 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 9:48 am to
she regains consciousness and can identify you

trillhog
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Without saying a word, he whips out the blackest, most bruised and fricked up cock and balls I had ever seen.


How many have you seen?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21370 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 10:28 am to
loss of body parts and death are rare.

Going with more likely



Never a good thing when that little fella shows up from either person.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14178 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 10:31 am to
I've heard of a broken dick which sounds horrific. Luckily mine's not long enough to break.
Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4242 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 10:40 am to
Broke dick is real and owner of said broke dick should seek medical attention as soon as possible
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14927 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 10:41 am to
quote:

A man in Taiwan was reportedly rushed to hospital on Boxing Day after his wife chewed off one of his testicles during an aggressive lovemaking session.



That’s nuts
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 10:57 am to
Vision of my MIL pops in my head!
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127114 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 11:00 am to
quote:

What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?
When during sex she screams "Oh, Jim! Oh, Jim!" and your name is Bill.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5623 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 11:13 am to
quote:

One time when me and my wife (then girlfriend) were having some pre sex fun, she was going down on me, it was quite enjoyable, and when I climaxed I let go one of the loudest farts pretty much in her face. I was embarrassed. She laughed uncontrollably. I asked her to marry me on the spot.


There is absolutely no doubt that she’s a keeper if she laughs about something like that.
Posted by Fins up
Star, Ms
Member since Nov 2013
645 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 11:24 am to

A lot of people don't realize that even though it's not a "bone" it can still break. My wife is a nurse and she gets patients with this problem not infrequently. Most of the time it's from a "girl on top" situation where the girl is treating it like a pogo stick. It slips, and hangs on her inner thigh, and snap goes the snake.

In other words, your wife plays with dicks for a living. You’re getting the worst thing during sex and you don’t even know it.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54226 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 11:35 am to
"Are you in yet?"
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33280 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

I took a decent looking chick home from the bar

quote:

I go down on her


Brave, borderline dumb.
quote:

We start fooling around and i notice she has that not so fresh smell going on

quote:

As things intensified I go down on her

Lack of sobriety is no excuse for this level of stupidity
Posted by deadeyedrew007
Alabama
Member since Dec 2012
54 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

wife chewed off one of his testicles during an aggressive lovemaking session. 



She was getting intense action from behind by a BBC
This post was edited on 12/29/17 at 1:37 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76721 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 1:53 pm to
Right after he anally penetrates you rawdog, he tells you he has aids
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram