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re: What would you do if you were incarcerated in a female prison?

Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:18 am to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:18 am to
And you know the AIDS is all up in that place.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:23 am to
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Have you seen female prisoners before? Almost all of them are hideous as frick. Why would anybody want to have sex with them?


Dudes start fricking other dudes in prison, I'm sure after a month or so you'll get some prison goggles and 3's become the new 7's and a 5 is a damn 10.
This post was edited on 9/13/15 at 11:23 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:26 am to




Yeah IWNHI either
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Have you seen female prisoners before? Almost all of them are hideous as frick. Why would anybody want to have sex with them?


Because in a dark room it's still better than my hand?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98171 posts
Posted on 9/13/15 at 12:03 pm to
If you watch Lockup on MSNBC, you know that WHYI would be a futile endeavour in a women's prison.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 12:33 pm to
Not wear clothes.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 12:42 pm to
quote:




She's so-so.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 1:10 pm to
Your mom
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 1:10 pm to
quote:


Y'all haven't dealt with many female prisoners if you think you'd want to frick many of them



So much this! Out of the 100 women at my facility, there are maybe 2 that aren't hideous. And I'm still not convinced 5 of them aren't men.
Posted by TigahSaint
Korea
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 1:37 pm to
They usually all have kids too ha which is a mystery as well ha
Posted by ALWho
Earth
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 3:00 pm to
I would be THE bitch of the prison.










Seriously, I don't believe that it would be as a pleasurable experience as I would hope.
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 3:57 pm to
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at my facility


What are you in for?
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 4:07 pm to
lived on a property that bordered a female halfway house - large fence between my back yard and the facility yard. Everytime I'd go BBQ on back porch 2 or 3 women would come over and put on a show for me. Would not want to participate.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 4:09 pm to
Right
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 9/13/15 at 5:16 pm to
Demand a sex change, then have lesbian sex with the hot ones.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98864 posts
Posted on 9/13/15 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Last two chicks I've banged have served time.


Is that how they referred to having sex with you, serving time?
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

What would you do if you were incarcerated in a female prison?


Harem

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Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 6:31 pm to
Fur Burger every nite for supper.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 7:15 pm to
No one got my reference...

Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 7:16 pm to
Are you this funny IRL?
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