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re: What seemingly common thing can you just not do?

Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:17 pm to
Even though I was (growing up/50 now) reasonably athletic, left eye dominant and bat right handed, pretty coordinated from a hand eye sense, I always completely sucked at hitting a baseball/softball. I think fellow old dudes from Metairie will agree with this, but as a kid growing up there in the late 70's, a big part of your world revolved around the playground for whom you played. The disparity between my football and basketball skills, as compared to baseball skills, would cause me to almost get a daily "pit" in my stomach at either recess or especially after school. While everyone else was headed to Girard for baseball, every spring, I was doing something else. I sucked THAT bad at at it.

Now that I think of it though, how old are you when you learn how to beat off? I likely figured that out one of those springs, so it's not like I wasted the time.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3494 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

I'm a grown arse man who still does the bunny ears to tie my shoes.

I had to get my wife to show me what you are talking about.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124445 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:27 pm to
I can't touch my thumb to my forefinger. I can make them pass each other up but the joints are just in a weird place
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3494 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:33 pm to
I cant back a trailer. I jack knife that biotch every time.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29618 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:39 pm to
How do you represent buga nation?



Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63478 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:48 pm to
Dive into a pool and do a forward tumble over my left shoulder.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:50 pm to
Whistle.

Been trying my whole life. 25 years in and still have never even accidentally done a good one.
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11429 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:52 pm to
Wentwood, bitch
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65827 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:05 pm to
Hide my emotions:

Posted by Chillini
Member since Sep 2012
3153 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:06 pm to
I can't roll my R's.
I can't snap with my right hand. Only my left. I'm right handed too, Wtf.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

can't snap with my right hand. Only my left. I'm right handed too, Wtf.


Same here.
I also can only whistle sucking in and not blowing out
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124445 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

How do you represent buga nation?



I just use the dismembered hands of my enemies.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:17 pm to
Can't roll my R's either, impossible to me.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:18 pm to
Go to sleep
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:20 pm to
How has your therapy been going, sweetheart?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:25 pm to
I'm done. It was a success

Except sleep still eludes me
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39244 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I also can only whistle sucking in and not blowing out

Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:29 pm to
Eat greens.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65827 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Go to sleep
You've never heard me tell stories and jokes.

Sleep will come to you like fainting comes to fainting goats:

A defense mechanism.



Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:07 pm to
boring bill doesn't even work
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