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re: What poster funerals would you go to ?

Posted on 1/27/16 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 1/27/16 at 10:39 pm to
If I never met them IRL I would not attend a funeral. Funerals a soul crushing.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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Posted on 1/27/16 at 10:46 pm to
mine would be different,, but I understand

the H-town krewe gets together Sunday,, we will miss you
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/27/16 at 10:51 pm to
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Funerals a soul crushing.



My grandfather's was a few months ago. Other than my second cousin thumping his Bible instead of talking about my big pop, it was actually enjoyable. I think the context of the death is important.

He grew up in very, very rural Alabama, the son of a merchant farmer, during the Depression. Hussled pool halls from Birmingham to Knoxville while he was in middle and high school. Enlisted with the U.S. Army at age 15, two days after Pearl Harbor. Came home, went to the Rose Bowl, stole a car to get to Pasadena, got drunk and lost it. Started a cab service and automobile dealerships. Gambled like nobody's business. Hit on women a third his age. Drank bourbon like water. Best skeet shooter I've ever known. Gave my family the best goddamn seats in Bryant-Denny for 40 years.

frick. I miss that old coot. I was going to say that his funeral was almost celebratory, because he lived such an amazing life. I can't, though. Putting him in the ground, with that great big 101st seal on his cofffin, was probably the hardest thing I've ever done.
Posted by lsu31always
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Posted on 1/27/16 at 10:52 pm to
They'll never prove it was me.
Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
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Posted on 1/27/16 at 10:53 pm to
upvote for paw paw Hemp Head
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:28 am to
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the H-town krewe gets together


Time to do it again.

And I know all of you derelicts would show up to the celebration of my life. Everyone of you frickers say I am a bad influence. But every time you frickers are around me, you have a good time.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:51 am to
I have a few that I would stick a fork in them to make sure they were really done!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:54 am to
y'all are from Louisiana so y'all all have the cool jazz funerals with the parasols and such right?

I seen it on teevee.
Posted by volod
Leesville, LA
Member since Jun 2014
5392 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:13 am to
I guess nobody would attend mine.

I would go to Sabi Dojo s

I will be serving fried chicken
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 1:15 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:15 am to
I'd go to yours because it'd be ten days after you died.

I could have enough time to have a tailored suit made for it.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:21 am to
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I will be serving fried chicken




Let me brine it for you and everyone will forget that you died.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:24 am to
Second line funerals are the best!!!!!
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:27 am to
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the H-town krewe gets together Sunday


Wut?
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:37 am to
Your mommmm-OHHHHH-STAHP!!!!
That's was she said!!!
what's happening to me ?!??
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:19 am to
Any funeral with lots of smokin' bereaved chicks.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:48 am to
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RogertheShrubber because I really want to visit Alaska


Destination funeral!
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:55 am to
I'm going to Jeffsdad's because he is a good all around guy.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107982 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 6:50 am to
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I woulda said skillet two days ago



sweet baby, jesus forgave me why can't you?

I don't do funerals unless I absolutely have to. I just get someone to sign my name to the guest book so the living members of the dead person's family will think that I was there.


Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57455 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 6:53 am to
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the H-town krewe gets together Sunday,, we will miss you

I hope J punches you in the balls again.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107982 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 6:55 am to
HC86, can we do lunch? How'd you feel if I died knowing that you always say no to me?
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