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What lengths have you gone to impress someone?

Posted on 3/19/17 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/19/17 at 8:56 pm
This ole baw jump in to a river of crocodiles and had to knuckle check a croc to stay alive.

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A TEENAGER who was mauled by a crocodile after leaping into a river at Innisfail on a so-called “dare” was witnessed “screaming and splashing the second he hit the water”.

Lee De Paauw, 18, managed to escape the jaws of a crocodile, which was believed to be up to 3m long, by punching it in the head repeatedly as a female backpacker watched on, unable to help as the attack unfolded.

British backpacker Sophie Paterson, 24, said the local teenager jumped into the Johnstone River just after midnight yesterday after earlier bragging about being able to swim in the crocodile infested waters.

“He was talking about the local creek saying ‘I can swim out’ and so we said, ‘go on then’, but we didn’t think he would do it,” she said.

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Ms Paterson said she and her friends had met Mr De Paauw a few hours earlier over drinks at the local hostel where she was staying.

“He sort of made this claim ‘I’ll swim out and back’, (and) at first we just said ‘don’t be so ridiculous’ and didn’t think he was going to go through with it,’’ she said.

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Whitsunday MP Jason Costigan said most locals would know not to jump into the Johnstone River. “Most people have got common sense ... we can’t legislate to protect dickheads, but we need to be protecting the community, public safety and our tourism reputation are priority,” he said.


The object of this baw's attention
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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Posted on 3/19/17 at 8:57 pm to
enough beers in me Id risk it
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 3/19/17 at 8:57 pm to
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What lengths have you gone to impress someone?
started a "what's your favorite condiment" thread
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 8:58 pm to
Doesn't look too far across
This post was edited on 3/19/17 at 8:59 pm
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:02 pm to
IWHI, but would not swim with the crocs for that.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33483 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:05 pm to
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Whitsunday MP Jason Costigan said most locals would know not to jump into the Johnstone River. “Most people have got common sense ... we can’t legislate to protect dickheads, but we need to be protecting the community, public safety and our tourism reputation are priority,” he said.




Pretty cool that appears in the paper...

Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42567 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:05 pm to
Me 10 years ago would have done the same. Me now sees that as a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141954 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:07 pm to
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A TEENAGER who was mauled by a crocodile after leaping into a river at Innisfail
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75208 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:08 pm to
STFU
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Lee De Baauw
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:11 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134864 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:11 pm to
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Most people have got common sense ... we can’t legislate to protect dickheads,

Finally a politician talking real
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:12 pm to
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What lengths have you gone to impress someone?

About 8 inches.
Posted by gulfcoasttiger5
The Bay
Member since Jan 2008
260 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:14 pm to
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Lee De Baauw


Probably posts here.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:30 pm to
I've financed around the world trips. Unfortunately. Wish I had that cash back.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:38 pm to
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What lengths have you gone to impress someone?

9 inches usually works for me.

Edit: fricking Boat.
This post was edited on 3/19/17 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Vlatket
Member since Oct 2016
7475 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 9:55 pm to
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This bitch ain't fine enough for me to jump in a pool of crocodiles.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11803 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 10:28 pm to
IWHI
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 11:00 pm to
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9 inches usually works for me.

Edit: fricking Boat.

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175894 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 11:03 pm to
i met this girl on the interwebs, she has really big feet so I keep posting hoping that maybe, just maybe she will notice me
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