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What is your most embarrassing moment at the gym?
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:12 pm
Before yesterday mine was failing terribly on a max bench attempt with a spotter or almost smashing my face in on a dumbbell incline press at the end of a set. But both pale in comparison now.
I decided to take some NO2 before my workout. I have not taken NO2 explode in about a year but I wanted to finish up my old container. So I take a full dose of it with a glass full of water and head to the gym. About halfway through my workout I have an upset stomach so I rush to the guy's locker room and I blow up the toilet. It was bad. So I precede to finish up my workout. I'm doing standing dumbbell curls and on my second set I see some toilet paper flapping behind me by my calves. I said "uhhhh oh." I have a huge strip of tp hanging out of the top of my shorts from me lining the toilet seat. So I drop my weights and immediately pull it out. This chick next to me just smiles and shakes her head. To make matter's worst the walk from the guy's locker room to the dumbbell rack is right in front of a row of 20 machines 3 deep of treadmills, stair climbers, and bikes and the gym was packed: So basically I walked with toilet paper from my shorts in front of all the eye candy in the entire gym. Oh well.
I decided to take some NO2 before my workout. I have not taken NO2 explode in about a year but I wanted to finish up my old container. So I take a full dose of it with a glass full of water and head to the gym. About halfway through my workout I have an upset stomach so I rush to the guy's locker room and I blow up the toilet. It was bad. So I precede to finish up my workout. I'm doing standing dumbbell curls and on my second set I see some toilet paper flapping behind me by my calves. I said "uhhhh oh." I have a huge strip of tp hanging out of the top of my shorts from me lining the toilet seat. So I drop my weights and immediately pull it out. This chick next to me just smiles and shakes her head. To make matter's worst the walk from the guy's locker room to the dumbbell rack is right in front of a row of 20 machines 3 deep of treadmills, stair climbers, and bikes and the gym was packed: So basically I walked with toilet paper from my shorts in front of all the eye candy in the entire gym. Oh well.
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:14 pm to ctiger69
Throwing people's shite on the locker room floor.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:14 pm to ctiger69
Don't worry; they thought you were a tool before that happened, too.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:15 pm to ctiger69
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me lining the toilet seat.
beta move
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:17 pm to ctiger69
That's not douchey (sp?), that's just embarrassing. Douchey would be throwing chalk all over the floor and screaming your arse off and then deadlifting 225.....like I do everyday.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:18 pm to Chad504boy
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me lining the toilet seat.
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beta move
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:19 pm to Chad504boy
The beta move was he didn't immediately start chatting it up with the girl that smiled at him.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:20 pm to ctiger69
My embarrassing gym moment was when I smashed my finger putting back a 10 lb plate on one of the weight racks(smashed it in between plates). Someone saw me and said "that looked bad" as I rushed to the smoothie bar to ask them for some ice.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:21 pm to ctiger69
That's cringe, not douche bag
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:21 pm to dnm3305
Yeah you are just awkward and embarrassing, not a douche.
My embarrassing moment was when I went to a squat rack that had 4 plates on each side. Without considering physics, I removed the plates from one side one by one. After taking off the last one, the whole bar and 4 plates toppled over, making a horrendous noise. The worst part is some guy was still using it and just left for a second so we had to put it all back together.
My embarrassing moment was when I went to a squat rack that had 4 plates on each side. Without considering physics, I removed the plates from one side one by one. After taking off the last one, the whole bar and 4 plates toppled over, making a horrendous noise. The worst part is some guy was still using it and just left for a second so we had to put it all back together.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:21 pm to Chad504boy
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me lining the toilet seat.
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beta move
I literally laughed out loud. Awesome.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:26 pm to ctiger69
The time I told a girl I could bench 450 ten times and I could only do it nine times.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:28 pm to ctiger69
I was too short to reach the pull-up bar so I stacked two of the steps that the ladies use in their aerobics classes on top of each other. I did my set and released to drop down on them. They flew out from underneath me and I landed flat on my back in front of a full gym.
I'm not even that short (5'9")...who puts the pull-up bar that high
I'm not even that short (5'9")...who puts the pull-up bar that high
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:29 pm to ctiger69
The one time I didn't fully extend on eccentric weighted deadhang pullups.
I haven't looked at my mirror since.
I haven't looked at my mirror since.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:31 pm to ctiger69
That time I singed my ball bag when the blow dryer got too close.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:32 pm to lsugrad35
Maybe if you didnt skip leg and calf day you could jump up and grab the bar.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:33 pm to lsugrad35
Another time I was in a smith machine rack and it had a bar above me. So like a dumb arse, in between squad sets I decide to crank out some pull ups. I did not realize there was another bar directly above me slightly behind the one I'm hanging from. My head slams into it on my first pull up. I fall to the ground dazed thinking "I almost knocked myself out."
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:33 pm to ctiger69
I told this chick I wanted to bang I could lift 450 but only lifted 440. I still hit it but it was embarrassing.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:33 pm to SabiDojo
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Maybe if you didnt skip leg and calf day you could jump up and grab the bar.
I actually do legs twice a week...dick
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:35 pm to ctiger69
Popped wood watching a chick workout when I was in high school
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 1:59 pm
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