re: what is the trashiest thing you've ever done?

Proposed in a bar. Oddly proud of it, though.

Smoking weed at a False River camp at age 15 or 16, with my friend's uncle whom they called Billy Burnout, has to be up there. But teens are exempt right?

I grocery and dog-food shop at Wal-Mart almost every week and am totally unashamed.

I slept in a closet in a double wide in rural NC with my friend's parents' fat nurse (nothing happened, I think). I think I was still under 30 so another pass.

Foam party at The Swamp in Ft Walton not terribly long ago. That probably wins, unless you count EuroTrashy.

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Paid cash for gas

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I used to buy $5 of gas at the RaceTrack on Bluebonnet. I remember when gas was $.49/ gal there though so not that trashy.

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I used to buy $5 of gas at the RaceTrack on Bluebonnet. I remember when gas was $.49/ gal there though so not that trashy.

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You bought 10 gallons of gas? You might be the trashiest person in existence.


Edit: the downvotes tell me people are bad at picking up on sarcasm.

Jerked off in a porta potty.

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You bought 10 gallons of gas? You might be the trashiest person in existence.

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I probably bought a dollar's worth back in the day.

Passed out on the steps of a camper in the infield at Talladega. My head was on the ground and my feet were at the top steps. It was one of many trashy moments that weekend. Very fun and very trashy.

Scraped $1.47 in change from under my floor mats so I could get 1.5 gallons of gas to make it home.

Gas was under $1 at the time.

Took a series of shits in various bathrooms around LSU and didn't flush. This was in the spring of 1998 so if you were going to LSU at that time, I hope you enjoyed.

Had sex with my ex in the Gap dressing room. Spooged on a shirt I had tried on. Put said shirt back on the rack.