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What is the OT's move in this situation?
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:12 pm
You are riding in a car with a girl and that feeling hits you. You need to fart. You try to hold it in but it needs to come out. You will not make it to your destination without letting it go. What do you do?
This happened to me recently and here's what I did. I let down the window down and farted hoping the sound of the wind would cover up the sound of my gas. I then adjusted my side mirror several times to let the smell out. Worked like a charm.
This happened to me recently and here's what I did. I let down the window down and farted hoping the sound of the wind would cover up the sound of my gas. I then adjusted my side mirror several times to let the smell out. Worked like a charm.
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Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:13 pm to danilo
No it didn't work like a charm
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:13 pm to SuperSaint
F@gg3t
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:14 pm to danilo
She smelled your boyfriend's essence in your fart.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:14 pm to danilo
Look her straight in the eye and let it rip. Make sure you hike your leg and maintain eye contact the whole time. She will be so impressed with your show of male dominance she'll feel compelled to orally pleasure you as soon as the stench clears up.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:14 pm to SuperSaint
Im like "yo my stomach is fricking on tilt from them doubles and crawfish last night but I'm going to be respectful and roll this window down and rip one, deal"
This post was edited on 2/12/16 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:14 pm to danilo
Simulataneous cough fart & roll window down maneuver cuz isht it a nice evening m'lady
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:16 pm to danilo
You were riding or driving? That would seem weird to adjust the mirror on the passenger side.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:16 pm to danilo
It's like writing a good country song. Three chords and the truth.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:16 pm to danilo
So you drive a vehicle that requires manual mirror adjustment?
You poor. She gone soon.
You poor. She gone soon.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:17 pm to upgrayedd
I am a guy. Of course I was driving. Female driving..haha. It was a date, not a suicide mission.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:18 pm to PrivatePublic
I has hoping she didn't notice. She didn't say anything. If so, I would have just said it was broken. I was going to say the valet broke it
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:19 pm to danilo
Lol @ valet
I would bet the barn you didn't get laid
Or she is fat
Ha, you're lame
Are
You unfortunate looking too?
I would bet the barn you didn't get laid
Or she is fat
Ha, you're lame
Are
You unfortunate looking too?
This post was edited on 2/12/16 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:21 pm to danilo
Lets call and ask her.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:24 pm to RebelOP
Sure. Her number is 516-922-9463
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:25 pm to danilo
Where did you valet that night?
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:26 pm to danilo
quote:
I am a guy. Of course I was driving. Female driving..haha. It was a date, not a suicide mission.
Then I applaud your move. Way to think outside the box.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:28 pm to danilo
You could pull over, get out and pretend you are checking a tire or some shite like that. Do something with the radio & be like "I like this jam" turn it up & let it rip. If you cant think of anything to do in that situation then I don't know what to tell you champ. Sounds like you had a first date & you want the board to know.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:29 pm to danilo
How long have you been dating? I let one rip all the time and I don't even flinch. We're pretty much married but without the ring though.
Posted on 2/12/16 at 7:33 pm to danilo
You should have told her that she is so pretty and impresses the shite out of you, then exploded as loud as possible.
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