What is the deal with meth people driving Saturns?

That was their customer base which is why they had to declare bankruptcy

I don't drive a Saturn, I swear!

Stop fretting about this and worry about who's driving Uranus, Pluto.

Saturns are crap. I owned an L-300 sedan and had more shite go wrong in the first 70k miles.

Air condition leaked water into my floorboard

Fuel pump went out on me stranding me on I 310 in St. Rose at midnight

AC quit working all together

Ignition switch went bad.

I traded the Saturn to Price LeBlanc and bought a corolla. Got 258k miles on it. No problems except AC blower needed replacing.

I'll never forget back in high school, a guy wanted to beat another dude's arse. We hear he's going to go to the kid's house to fight, so a huge group shows up to watch.

The kid gets scared, and won't go outside. The guy tries to lure him outside, and starts kicking his car. Several other of his friends join in, and they are all kicking the hell out of the side of his car.

But the guy had a Saturn, and the plastic fenders and doors didn't dent. I think the only damage was a busted tail light. We laughed our assess off the entire time watching the spectacle.

I guess they were made in a rural town in Tennessee.

My brother doesn't drive a Saturn