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What is Florida's State Motto?

Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:39 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:39 pm
A Florida neo-Nazi converted to Islam and killed 2 roommates for ‘disrespecting’ his faith, police say

There has to be something about Florida. I know they're known as "the Orange State", but really they should be known as the "Felon State". They have to have some state billboard that I've never paid attention to that invites this.

What is their state motto? The True Dregs of Society? Where Violent Drug Offenders Call Home? Deadbeat Dads, You've Made It? Serial Killer Paradise? America's True Nuthouse?

I mean there's something specific with Florida, and I'm sick of the media dodging what is in the water in this state that attracts maniacs and dregs from all over the country to go there.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7372 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:43 pm to
In God We Trust

What is Mississippi's state motto? "Hang 'em high?"

How does that feel, jerk?

This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 8:45 pm
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12502 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:44 pm to
"Welcome to Florida, The Ohio of the South"
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:45 pm to
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What is Mississippi's state motto? "Hang 'em high?"



I think it's something like "We're Trailer Trash", which is a significant step up from your average Floridian.
Posted by auburntiger4life
Member since Aug 2016
321 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:47 pm to
Welcome to Florida if it hasn't happened here then it's never happened
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52148 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

What is Florida's State Motto?
Germans
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20405 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:49 pm to
I thought their state motto was "America's Wang"
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4353 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62805 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:54 pm to
Florida's state motto should be something about the melting pot of millions of yankees and Cubans all into one.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9721 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:02 pm to
"Where Mountain Dew and Meth meet"
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:02 pm to
Patton is spot on in his analysis with Florida: LINK

And to remind you all, I was one of the visionaries on the Florida hate on this site, and people decided to debate me whether Florida was the trashiest state. Now you don't see it: 2014
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7345 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:04 pm to
I think they let fans write in their own suggestions, and "Welcome to Douche Nation" won.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 9:21 pm
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7372 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:05 pm to
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OMLandshark


^vacations each summer in Destin. Goes to Disney World multiple times over. So jelly.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:08 pm to
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Goes to Disney World multiple times over. So jelly.



Go back and look at my post history to see my opinion of Disney World.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55670 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:14 pm to
FL > MS, AL, & LA
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:15 pm to
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FL > MS, AL, & LA



Better environment; shittier people
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:23 pm to
Jorts, Warts, and Trashy Sorts.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:35 pm to
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Jorts, Warts, and Trashy Sorts.


I'm from Florida and even I chuckled (and agreed) with this
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 9:36 pm
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4091 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:28 pm to
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"Welcome to Florida, The Ohio of the South"


It's axiomatic that if you get out of jail in Ohio, Indiana or Michigan that you have to make your way down to the Sunshine State. Seems to me that most most losers follow some family member to Florida so they can continue to financially and emotionally victimize them.
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