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Posted on 4/12/14 at 6:20 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124415 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 6:20 pm to
I'd love to spend an evening with iluv

Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3898 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 10:58 pm to
Could have saved it by following up with:

Your neighbor, can he still cut my grass?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31496 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:09 pm to
Easiest solution (obviously too late now): Call mom from friend's phone next am and tell her someone stole your phone (before whenever the butthole text went out). "Apparently a lot of people in my contacts got weird texts. Probably kids doing this. Watched too much Jerky Boys."
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:28 pm to
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Well? Did she accept?


Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:13 am to
Should have played it off like he was talking about father or a sibling.
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3015 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 2:12 am to
Need more info, what state is texter from. If alabama or Arkansas, could be an entirely different scenario.
Posted by breauxski
BUGANATION
Member since Jul 2013
190 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 8:23 am to
Mom: "hell yea son! This butthole is always ready for that meatstick! Rawl Damn Tahd!!!"
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