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What drugs did Pattinson fry his brains on?

Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:59 am
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48842 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:59 am
This guy basically has his pick of any piece of arse in the world and he's gonna marry this gross buck tooth chick with a bullring in her nose?

This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 11:01 am
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
6172 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:02 am to
You sound mad he didn't pick you!!
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:03 am to
Maybe she can cook really well.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:03 am to
She may be extremely tight to his small pecker.
Posted by PBnJ
in your lunchbox
Member since Aug 2009
2642 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:03 am to
Maybe she has a great personality. Or maybe she's a freak in the sheets.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:05 am to
Who is Pattinson?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:08 am to
Just pretend like you know. That's what I do.

Then make fun of his wife.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:09 am to
Yeah, I'm assuming it's that dude from those twilight films. Too lazy and uncaring to check if it's even the same.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17206 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:11 am to
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Yeah, I'm assuming it's that dude from those twilight films. Too lazy and uncaring to check if it's even the same.



Way too specific to not know, don't play it off
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:15 am to
If it's him I'll take the win. And what's up with op saying he could have any arse he wanted? Way too much credit given.
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:15 am to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124258 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:18 am to
Have you seen the chick Zac efron is dating? she isn't that good of a looking chick either
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48842 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:19 am to
That chick is gross

Anyway the dude is worth like a 100 million, the ugliest dude on the OT could pull mad arse with that kind of scratch
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 11:23 am
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:22 am to
That's FKA Twigs, she makes some cool music videos.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:26 am to
quote:

the dude is worth like a 100 million, the ugliest dude on the OT could pull mad arse with that kind of scratch


There are no ugly dudes on the OT.

And the poorest here is at least worth 110 million. Wtf.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48842 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:26 am to
He could at least pay to get her teeth fixed
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65528 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:33 am to
This historical undershot trumps all others:



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Posted by iSpy
Member since Sep 2015
274 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:37 am to
Is that a penis on her dress
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:07 pm to
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Is that a penis on her dress


Yeah, that's a cock and balls. I can't make out the rest of that abomination.
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 12:08 pm
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:10 pm to
She must have good pussy because she's definitely nasty
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