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re: what drugs allow you to pass a urine test the fastest?

Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by grif82
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:13 pm to
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Benzo half life is pretty short iirc


Not Valium. I believe the half-life is roughly 8 days. That shite can cause you to show up dirty for weeks depending how much has built up in your system.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:15 pm to
Some real advice. There is a place near you called concentra. Go there and take a test (cvs sells drug tests for cheaper) it will cost about $60.

How much is your new job or freedom worth to you? Hopefully more than $60.
Posted by Pledge
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:16 pm to
McDonalds
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:16 pm to
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Benzo half life is pretty short iirc

This is not true. It can be up to a week
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:17 pm to
pyrazolam - doesn't metabolize any metabolites that are normally checked

4-HO-MET and the like
This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 11:28 pm
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:19 pm to
Elephant tranquilizers.

Get you some of that.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:23 pm to
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within 3-5 days
that's too long!
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:08 am to
Klonopin is pretty short. Of course it varies
Posted by PaperPaintball92
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:27 am to
So, you did some cocaine huh? Everybody does.

Plenty of water, coffee, 100% real no sugar added cranberry juice, coconut oil, green tea, and asparagus.

You'll be fine.
Posted by OKellsBells
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:37 am to
Be more specific.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:54 am to
What drugs can someone do Friday night and psss a urine test Monday morning?
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:20 am to
psilocybin
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:23 am to
Drink a lot of water and coke will be gone in 3 days. Drink water and sweat all day, and it'll shorten
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:28 am to
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So, you did some cocaine huh? Everybody does.

Unless you drink while doing it... then it morphs into a slightly different beast that takes a little bit longer to get rid of.
Posted by Broyota2
Member since Nov 2010
13042 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:52 am to
Cocaine- 2-3 days
Opiates/ Opiods- 3-5 days
Weed- if not a regular user you can pass a test very quickly like a couple of days. If regular user 2-3 weeks.
Benzos- 2-5 days

I'm assuming your "friend" did one of these.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12099 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:08 am to
When I was in college, all the athletes were always making tea and drinking a shitload of it before they were scheduled to be tested.
Posted by Capital Cajun
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:13 am to
Time to grow up and stop doing illegal drugs.

It's called DOPE for a reason.
Posted by 50_Tiger
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Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:17 am to
Arent you a mom??????
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:27 am to
quote:

How much is your new job or freedom worth to you?


Apparently not enough to just stop doing drugs long enough to pass a piss test.
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25876 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:30 am to
quote:

What drugs can someone do Friday night and psss a urine test Monday morning?


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