re: What do you write in your Christmas cards you send out?

Picture card that says Merry christmas on the front.

Some years I put extra cute pics of my kid on the back, and this year we did choose to do that in addition to include a one sentence caption that communicated the gender of the baby And that we are moving and not to send stuff to our old house. Cut and dry.

Minted.com has great options for such an endeavor.

Dear Worthless fricks,

You are not worth the paper and ink used to make this Christmas card, but because it is Christmas I feel like I need to do good things. So Merry Christmas.... Assholes.

I don't send out cards. I burn the cards I do get. I generally hate people.

I thought the neck tattoo was the worst part of that card, but then I noticed the kids' names.

A photograph of my incredibly beautiful daughter and a long letter detailing her accomplishments, ending in an inquiry about whether their kids have finally gotten their GED or served their jail time. Ex. I get to say that she is already home for Christmas holidays already because she is exempt from taking all her finals. She could get zero on the finals and still make As.

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the kids' names.

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What about sweet Patty's nickname.

We decided not to do xmas cards this year. Every year the SO and I receive around 50 cards from friends, most of which are her friends. The first few go on the console table in the main foyer-after 5 or so we throw them in on of the cabinets in the kitchen.

The ones who know me and attend our xmas party every year, no offense we still love you. Sorry your card did not make the console table cut.

That being said reason for not sending them is because most xmas cards are overlooked. Instead we give homemade pickled melontons to our close friends.

I thought I’d not write you
On account of you suck
But I had this spare card
So I said, What the frick

But as for next year
you won’t get my card
‘less you send one to me
full of cash, you fricktard